{"id":28517,"date":"2011-03-09T20:35:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T00:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28517"},"modified":"2020-06-25T20:35:32","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T00:35:32","slug":"christianity-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28517","title":{"rendered":"Christianity lol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I forgot today was &#8220;Ash on my forehead so everyone can see how pious I am&#8221; Wednesday. At least &gt; 50% of the people wandering around with smears of ash on their faces are full of shit and are flawed human beings in their own right, I&#8217;m betting. There also has to be a small percentage of people who have smeared ash on their own heads as to appear religious, but are instead just full of shit as well. It&#8217;s funny; only when I&#8217;m working downtown do I see all these corporate douchebags and transparent tools marching around with ash on their heads so everyone can see them.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot today was &#8220;Ash on my forehead so everyone can see how pious I am&#8221; Wednesday. At least &gt; 50% of the people wandering around with smears of ash on their faces are full of shit and are flawed human beings in their own right, I&#8217;m betting. There also has to be a small &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28517\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Christianity lol<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,15,70],"class_list":["post-28517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28518,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28517\/revisions\/28518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}