{"id":28551,"date":"2011-03-17T20:54:48","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T00:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28551"},"modified":"2020-06-25T20:55:01","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T00:55:01","slug":"1500","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28551","title":{"rendered":"$1,500"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">fuck it, i&#8217;m getting a new car.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">i still owe like 22 months on the lemon, but honestly, even if they lump that shit into a new car, i&#8217;m sure i&#8217;d have better luck with a horse-drawn buggy over this piece of shit.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fuck it, i&#8217;m getting a new car. i still owe like 22 months on the lemon, but honestly, even if they lump that shit into a new car, i&#8217;m sure i&#8217;d have better luck with a horse-drawn buggy over this piece of shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,45,15],"class_list":["post-28551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-fail","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28552,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28551\/revisions\/28552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}