{"id":28573,"date":"2011-03-25T21:18:53","date_gmt":"2011-03-26T01:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28573"},"modified":"2020-06-25T21:19:03","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T01:19:03","slug":"lol-yuppies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28573","title":{"rendered":"lol yuppies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Just watched a yuppie mom empty out her kid&#8217;s plastic cup, replace the contents with her remaining margarita, and then walk out the door. God, yuppies sure are something.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just watched a yuppie mom empty out her kid&#8217;s plastic cup, replace the contents with her remaining margarita, and then walk out the door. God, yuppies sure are something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,15],"class_list":["post-28573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28574,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28573\/revisions\/28574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}