{"id":28620,"date":"2011-04-16T22:11:20","date_gmt":"2011-04-17T02:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28620"},"modified":"2020-06-25T22:11:32","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T02:11:32","slug":"talk-about-a-buzzkill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28620","title":{"rendered":"Talk about a buzzkill"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ain’t nothing like waking up to the sounds of your parents fighting.\u00a0 I don’t care what anyone says, you’re never too old to not be bothered by this kind of bullshit.<\/span><\/p>\n

Man, and I was having a hilariously nerdy\u00a0Family Guy\u00a0<\/i><\/span>dream.\u00a0 Peter Griffin was picking lottery numbers, and wanted to cheat and create his own lottery balls rigged to have his pick of numbers.\u00a0 When Joe and Bonnie appeared in the dream, it turned disturbingly sexual, when Bonnie exclaimed that her ass could create the numbered balls.\u00a0 After the initial sexual innuendos and double and triple entendres, it ended with an awkward silence, and then Joe saying “no seriously, Peter.\u00a0 Stick the balls up Bonnie’s butt.<\/i><\/span>”\u00a0 After Peter resisted, Joe did his usual flip out of “STICK THE BALLS UP BONNIE’S ASS!!!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Only having one ping pong ball, Peter proceeded to stick it up Bonnie’s ass.\u00a0 After some awkward noises, Bonnie popped the ball back out.\u00a0 Printed on the ball was “116.”\u00a0 And then Peter right clicked the ball and clicked on\u00a0view source<\/i><\/span>.\u00a0 It was all ASP.\u00a0 And for some reason, it required 22 lines of code to print the number 116 onto a ping pong ball.\u00a0 Joe, Peter, and I laughed, Bonnie facepalmed with her typical Jennifer Tilly voice, and Peter said “betcha can’t wait to do THAT six more times, Bonnie!”<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Laughs ensued.\u00a0 And then I woke up.\u00a0 5 cents or 5 dollars.\u00a0 Either way, this trip is already not worth it.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ain’t nothing like waking up to the sounds of your parents fighting.\u00a0 I don’t care what anyone says, you’re never too old to not be bothered by this kind of bullshit. Man, and I was having a hilariously nerdy\u00a0Family Guy\u00a0dream.\u00a0 Peter Griffin was picking lottery numbers, and wanted to cheat and create his own lottery … Continue reading Talk about a buzzkill<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,45,71,15,65],"class_list":["post-28620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-dreams","tag-fail","tag-famiry","tag-og","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28620"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28621,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28620\/revisions\/28621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}