{"id":28699,"date":"2011-04-22T22:36:49","date_gmt":"2011-04-23T02:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28699"},"modified":"2020-06-30T23:27:57","modified_gmt":"2020-07-01T03:27:57","slug":"mostly-blurry-photos-wrestlemania-xxvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28699","title":{"rendered":"(Mostly blurry) Photos: Wrestlemania XXVII"},"content":{"rendered":"

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To be perfectly honest, Wrestlemania XXVII was kind of a weak Wrestlemania.\u00a0 I know that there’s something about being at the live events that actually takes something away from the viewing experience, since you typically don’t have the comfort of a couch or domicile, but are instead crammed into gigantic arenas with tens of thousands of other wrestling fans.\u00a0 Wrestling fans that are typically 723% larger wrestling fans than I could fathom to be.\u00a0 And in many cases, wrestling fans that are typically 200% larger in girth than I could ever be.\u00a0 Regardless, I could tell by what I witnessed that overall, it was a weak show from the viewing standpoint, and no one particular match that I watched stole the show.\u00a0 But it was hardly about the matches, but simply the fact that it was still a fun experience with some of my closest friends.<\/span><\/p>\n

For the sake of my own laziness and sanity, I’m not going to go too much into the matches themselves.\u00a0 The blurry shots that I took are probably only things that I could really interpret and explain if anyone were curious enough to inquire about, but as for the matches themselves, there’s not a whole lot for me to write about.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Due to some circumstances, the scheduled U.S. Title match between Sheamus and Daniel Bryan was bumped off the show entirely, and turned into a dark match (untelevised match used to warm up crowds).\u00a0 It quickly devolved into a battle royale, which The Great Khali ended up winning, and nobody really cared.<\/span><\/p>\n

One thing that I’ve always noticed about live events is that there always seems to be people who show up to these things\u00a0to preach religion<\/em>.\u00a0 Whether it was the cWo (Christian Wrestling Organization), or like in this case, people\u00a0carrying scriptures and bible verses around<\/a>, I really am curious to know if they think that they have a chance at making people repent at an event where people bashing each other chairs, and scripting violence unto each other.\u00a0 Regardless, upon seeing their propaganda, I felt that my company I should steer clear from their attempted brainwashing.<\/span><\/p>\n

One of my favorite internet memes in the entire world is the\u00a0OWNED guy<\/a>.\u00a0 You know, the white couple that has a black baby, and there’s an arrow pointing at the white guy that says “OWNED<\/em>” on it?\u00a0 For years, Huzzard and I have enjoyed saying OWNED whenever we have spotted the taboo groupings of a white couple with black\/mulatto children, because regardless of whether or not the kids were born within or before wedlock, the fact of the matter is that this guy contributing to raising them, simply means he’s owned.\u00a0 Much to our amusement, at first it was the bald, Tim Tebow-Broncos jersey wearing toolbag, who just so perfectly had to sit right in front of me, but then\u00a0the wife and kids showed up<\/a>, and all Huzzard and I could do at this point was look at each other.\u00a0 He ended up saying OWNED before I could get it out.<\/span><\/p>\n

Speaking of Tim Tebow-Broncos bald motherfucker, he inadvertently photobombed my shots no less than 4,800 times throughout the evening.\u00a0 Undertaker goes for the Last Ride, TebOWNED stands up in my shot.\u00a0 John Morrison goes for Starship Pain, TebOWNED stands up in my shot.\u00a0 Kane throws a punch, TebOWNED stands up in my shot.\u00a0 After a while, I just simply got fed up with the constant photobombing, and\u00a0this is the result<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the topic of toolbags, you’d think that in a crowd of 71,000 people, it might difficult to find the biggest tool in the entire crowd, right?\u00a0 Wrong.\u00a0 Apparently, he was sitting two rows up from me the entire night.\u00a0 John Cena’s demographic consists of: children, girls, retards.\u00a0 Typically, most grown men are tired of the character, and they’re the ones who take a great deal of pleasure booing him, changing “Cena sucks,” and other loud insults.\u00a0 So it was quite a revelation when I saw a guy, probably mid-twenties, all by himself, decked out in FULL-ON John Cena gear, which I might add, the red shit and arm bands and head bands were all available starting on this particular day, so it’s obvious that this guy bought all this John Cena shit right then and there, and simply could not wait to put on the concert t-shirt\u00a0at<\/em>\u00a0the concert.\u00a0\u00a0And so we have the biggest tool\u00a0<\/a>in the Georgia Dome.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now I don’t regret going to Wrestlemania one bit, as I did enjoy the time spent with my friends the entire weekend.\u00a0 But man, did I have two major gripes about the Wrestlemania experience as a whole:<\/span><\/p>\n