{"id":29150,"date":"2011-05-05T10:14:25","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T14:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29150"},"modified":"2020-06-26T10:14:37","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T14:14:37","slug":"a-weekend-at-the-faire-the-milf-ass-like-the-rock-that-held-excalibur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29150","title":{"rendered":"A weekend at the faire \u2013 The MILF ass like the rock that held Excalibur"},"content":{"rendered":"

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She obviously works out. Genetics and age have been kind to this one, her husband, and her kids.<\/p>\n

Considering the standard faire garb is typically giant flowing dresses, and tight corsets, Renaissance Faires are typically places to go see lots of tits and cleavage, and not really so much the ass. Now I do like me the titties as much as the next guy, but I\u2019m more easily distracted when I see a great ass. Needless to say, my expectations for seeing such eye candy are slightly negated at a Renaissance Faire.<\/p>\n

But, the Georgia faire is in April, May, and June, and if the temperature is warm, then the short shorts and Daisy Dukes come out. God bless short shorts and Daisy Dukes.<\/p>\n

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You truly know it\u2019s a great ass when a girl tells you to look and says \u201cgod damn, that mom has a nice ass<\/em>.\u201d Couldn\u2019t agree any more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She obviously works out. Genetics and age have been kind to this one, her husband, and her kids. Considering the standard faire garb is typically giant flowing dresses, and tight corsets, Renaissance Faires are typically places to go see lots of tits and cleavage, and not really so much the ass. Now I do like … Continue reading A weekend at the faire \u2013 The MILF ass like the rock that held Excalibur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,15],"class_list":["post-29150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29153,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29150\/revisions\/29153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}