{"id":29154,"date":"2011-05-05T10:16:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T14:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29154"},"modified":"2020-06-26T10:16:12","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T14:16:12","slug":"obligatory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29154","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-29155 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMAG0179.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMAG0179.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMAG0179-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Jen brought me back a real\u00a0<strong>La Parka\u00a0<\/strong>mask from Mexico, just in time for Cinco de Mayo.\u00a0 So honestly, with my mask, Dos Equis, and WCW U.S. title, all I&#8217;m really missing for perfect symmetry for Cinco de Mayo, is a steel folding chair.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jen brought me back a real\u00a0La Parka\u00a0mask from Mexico, just in time for Cinco de Mayo.\u00a0 So honestly, with my mask, Dos Equis, and WCW U.S. title, all I&#8217;m really missing for perfect symmetry for Cinco de Mayo, is a steel folding chair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,101,15,54],"class_list":["post-29154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-booze","tag-holidays","tag-og","tag-wrestling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29156,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29154\/revisions\/29156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}