{"id":29157,"date":"2011-05-06T10:18:16","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T14:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29157"},"modified":"2020-06-26T10:18:27","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T14:18:27","slug":"a-weekend-at-the-faire-hipsters-fashion-faux-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29157","title":{"rendered":"A weekend at the faire \u2013 Hipsters fashion faux pas"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I couldn\u2019t help but wonder when looking at these two hipster douches, \u201cdid they\u00a0plan<\/b>\u00a0on going to the ren faire dressed practically identically?<\/i><\/span>\u201d\u00a0 I mean look at them, with their surreptitiously similar red plaid shirts, skinny jeans, gay lace-less shoes, one with a mop-top, one with a Bieber, both of them smoking cigars, trying to do their best impressions of being men.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, I have to ask, was this deliberate?\u00a0 As far as I\u2019m concerned, it\u2019s not just for women to be abhorred by a friend inadvertently dressing similarly to them, because two dudes dressed alike without planning it is kinda gay.\u00a0 In fact, it\u2019s kinda gay if it\u2019s premeditated as well.\u00a0 So conclusively, either these two hipster douches are in fact gay, or simply aren\u2019t aware that it\u2019s okay for one of them to go back inside and change for the sake of not looking so gay.<\/span><\/p>\n

Regardless, considering they were at a Renaissance faire, these two hipster douches somehow managed to look like the gayest people on the premises.\u00a0 Congraturation?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I couldn\u2019t help but wonder when looking at these two hipster douches, \u201cdid they\u00a0plan\u00a0on going to the ren faire dressed practically identically?\u201d\u00a0 I mean look at them, with their surreptitiously similar red plaid shirts, skinny jeans, gay lace-less shoes, one with a mop-top, one with a Bieber, both of them smoking cigars, trying to do … Continue reading A weekend at the faire \u2013 Hipsters fashion faux pas<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,15],"class_list":["post-29157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29159,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29157\/revisions\/29159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}