{"id":29172,"date":"2011-05-12T10:32:32","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T14:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29172"},"modified":"2020-06-26T10:32:45","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T14:32:45","slug":"a-weekend-at-the-faire-jewfro-ssassins-creed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29172","title":{"rendered":"A weekend at the faire &#8211; Jewfro-ssassin&#8217;s Creed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-29173 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMAG0169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMAG0169.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMAG0169-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I&#8217;m willing to bet money that\u00a0<strong>Alta\u00efr Ibn-La&#8217;Ahad,\u00a0<\/strong>underneath that hood, didn&#8217;t have a jew-fro like this underneath, and looked more like a fat, pasty\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.usanetwork.com\/sports\/wwe\/community\/fannation\/images\/carlito.jpg\">Carlito\u00a0<\/a>than the star of\u00a0<em>Assassin&#8217;s Creed<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m willing to bet money that\u00a0Alta\u00efr Ibn-La&#8217;Ahad,\u00a0underneath that hood, didn&#8217;t have a jew-fro like this underneath, and looked more like a fat, pasty\u00a0Carlito\u00a0than the star of\u00a0Assassin&#8217;s Creed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,83,15],"class_list":["post-29172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-geeks","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29174,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29172\/revisions\/29174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}