{"id":29183,"date":"2011-05-16T11:41:52","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T15:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29183"},"modified":"2020-06-26T11:42:14","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T15:42:14","slug":"a-weekend-at-the-faire-and-the-winner-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29183","title":{"rendered":"A weekend at the faire – And the winner is…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Oh baby, is that a broadsword, or are you just happy to see me..?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Naw, sweet cheeks … that really is a broadsword, but it doesn’t mean I’m any less happy to see you.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oooh, I can’t resist a man who carries a broadsword, and wears a Kurt Warner football jersey to the Renaissance Faire… kiss me now! <\/em> \/dives in for spontaneous make out session<\/span><\/p>\n

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Hold on, darlin, Greg just sent me a text message<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

\/inadvertently buries face into neck<\/span><\/p>\n

Hahahahaha … baby, did you realize “GTL” stands for “gym, tan, laundry?”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

\/straddles his leg and gently humps<\/span><\/p>\n

\/continues checking text messages<\/span><\/p>\n

Ahhh.. ren faire. C’mon, let’s get out of here baby.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Seriously, this dude could have easily scored at least some hot public dry humping with his obviously horny redheaded wife\/girlfriend, but for some unknown reason, he really did<\/em> take a blackberry alert right in the middle of it. For such lack of priority, this guy is the winner of the weekend. And by winner, I really mean, biggest fucking loser. It’s almost fitting that he’s wearing that Arizona Cardinals Kurt Warner jersey, since much like the player himself, was a late-aged guy who simply couldn’t get the job done when it mattered the most.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh baby, is that a broadsword, or are you just happy to see me..? Naw, sweet cheeks … that really is a broadsword, but it doesn’t mean I’m any less happy to see you. Oooh, I can’t resist a man who carries a broadsword, and wears a Kurt Warner football jersey to the Renaissance Faire… … Continue reading A weekend at the faire – And the winner is…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,15],"class_list":["post-29183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29183"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29186,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29183\/revisions\/29186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}