{"id":30338,"date":"2011-07-25T00:17:47","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T04:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30338"},"modified":"2020-06-27T00:18:00","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T04:18:00","slug":"im-so-sick-of-flying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30338","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m so sick of flying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">After I somehow eventually manage to get back to Atlanta, I don&#8217;t want to set foot on an airplane for the rest of the summer.\u00a0 This means I will miss out on my dad&#8217;s birthday, and a family beach trip, but at this point, I really don&#8217;t give a shit.\u00a0 Flying hasn&#8217;t just lost its luster, it&#8217;s become the mother of all inconvenient chores that does nothing but infuriate me now.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Now if you&#8217;ll excuse me, if I&#8217;m a betting man, I think I should start looking for cheap lodging for tonight, in Fort Fucking Lauderdale, and prepare to go to bed early as fuck so I can be up at early as fuck, and get back to this fucking airport that I&#8217;ll probably get bumped twice before managing to make it back to fucking Atlanta on a fucking Tuesday afternoon, taking more fucking money out of my fucking wallet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">P.S. Miami fucking sucks, but I&#8217;ll get much more into that when I&#8217;m not fucking mad as hell.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After I somehow eventually manage to get back to Atlanta, I don&#8217;t want to set foot on an airplane for the rest of the summer.\u00a0 This means I will miss out on my dad&#8217;s birthday, and a family beach trip, but at this point, I really don&#8217;t give a shit.\u00a0 Flying hasn&#8217;t just lost its &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30338\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m so sick of flying<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,15,105,65],"class_list":["post-30338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-airports","tag-og","tag-rage","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30338"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30339,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30338\/revisions\/30339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}