{"id":30531,"date":"2011-08-06T11:12:10","date_gmt":"2011-08-06T15:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30531"},"modified":"2020-06-27T11:12:22","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T15:12:22","slug":"deadbeat-college-football-fans-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30531","title":{"rendered":"Deadbeat college football fans lol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1Lz2ov3oB3I?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is kind of riotous to me. I like college football pretty well, but the sheer infatuation expressed by some people down here in SEC country is downright pathetic. I don&#8217;t have particularly high regard to the collective intelligence of the various fanbases&#8217; hive mentalities, but if I could place any two at the very bottom of the barrel, it would most definitely be Alabama and Auburn; it&#8217;s not much of a coincidence to me that they&#8217;re both in the state of Alabama. However, with that in mind, I really have to take my hat off to this Alabama police department for coming up with an ingenious, sadistic, and twisted trap plan to bust deadbeat parents who haven&#8217;t been paying their child support &#8211; make them think they&#8217;ve won something, before taking away from them everything&#8230; brilliant!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I love watching this parade of deadbeats of all races and genders, succumbing to their mindless allegiance to either Alabama or Auburn at the obviously too-good-to-be-true news that they&#8217;ve won free tickets to the Iron Bowl (annual game pitting the two schools), and show up all happy and joyous, before they&#8217;re tricked and arrested. Not too shabby of a plan, coming from the dregs of the southern states. Well done.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is kind of riotous to me. I like college football pretty well, but the sheer infatuation expressed by some people down here in SEC country is downright pathetic. I don&#8217;t have particularly high regard to the collective intelligence of the various fanbases&#8217; hive mentalities, but if I could place any two at the very &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30531\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Deadbeat college football fans lol<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,106,30,15,52],"class_list":["post-30531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-crime","tag-football","tag-justice","tag-og","tag-owned"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30531"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30533,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30531\/revisions\/30533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}