{"id":30545,"date":"2011-08-12T11:26:01","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T15:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30545"},"modified":"2020-06-27T11:26:16","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T15:26:16","slug":"according-to-the-airport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30545","title":{"rendered":"According to the airport"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Women are three times more full of shit than men, because that&#8217;s the current ratio of men\u2019s rooms there as opposed to women&#8217;s. America&#8217;s busiest airport? Maybe. America&#8217;s busiest restrooms-definitely. Lines for the bathroom like a fucking night club.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Women are three times more full of shit than men, because that&#8217;s the current ratio of men\u2019s rooms there as opposed to women&#8217;s. America&#8217;s busiest airport? Maybe. America&#8217;s busiest restrooms-definitely. Lines for the bathroom like a fucking night club.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,98,45,15,143],"class_list":["post-30545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-airports","tag-bathroom","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-ohatlanta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30546,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30545\/revisions\/30546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}