{"id":30551,"date":"2011-08-15T11:29:45","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T15:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30551"},"modified":"2020-06-27T11:30:07","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T15:30:07","slug":"the-aftermath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30551","title":{"rendered":"The aftermath"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This picture sums up Myrtle Beach pretty sufficiently, for the crude, unabashed Redneck Riviera it pretty much is.\u00a0 To clarify one thing, the destroyed underwear was fortunately not mine, but I won\u2019t specify whose.\u00a0 The rest of the weekend was horrendous but delicious foods, lazy rivers ruined by fucking idiots, drinking, humidity that made it difficult to differentiate between the air outside and the air around my balls, more drinking, Butterfly, persons of questionable age, jackhammers, and Four Loko.\u00a0 But for as many beaches I\u2019ve been to this summer, it was nice to actually have gone into the ocean and wash about the waves for a little bit for a change.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This picture sums up Myrtle Beach pretty sufficiently, for the crude, unabashed Redneck Riviera it pretty much is.\u00a0 To clarify one thing, the destroyed underwear was fortunately not mine, but I won\u2019t specify whose.\u00a0 The rest of the weekend was horrendous but delicious foods, lazy rivers ruined by fucking idiots, drinking, humidity that made it … Continue reading The aftermath<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,73,15,65],"class_list":["post-30551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-booze","tag-friends","tag-og","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30553,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30551\/revisions\/30553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}