{"id":30575,"date":"2011-08-26T13:24:48","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T17:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30575"},"modified":"2020-06-27T13:25:01","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T17:25:01","slug":"for-all-my-dead-homies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30575","title":{"rendered":"For all my dead homies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Every day without fail, the people at Starbucks put too much coffee in my cup even after I ask them for room for cream. \u00a0So every day I pour a little bit of my coffee out into the waste basket.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s whenever I do this that I hear myself telling me in my own head, \u201c<em>to pour out a little bit for my dead homies<\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I don\u2019t even have any dead homies (that I\u2019m aware of), but every time, I hear the words in my head when I\u2019m pouring out a little bit of coffee into the trash in honor of my dead homies.\u00a0 It makes me snicker and laugh, regardless.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every day without fail, the people at Starbucks put too much coffee in my cup even after I ask them for room for cream. \u00a0So every day I pour a little bit of my coffee out into the waste basket. It\u2019s whenever I do this that I hear myself telling me in my own head, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30575\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">For all my dead homies<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43,15],"class_list":["post-30575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-coffee","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30575"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30576,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30575\/revisions\/30576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}