{"id":30590,"date":"2011-08-31T13:38:18","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T17:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30590"},"modified":"2020-06-27T13:38:28","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T17:38:28","slug":"a-day-in-the-life-of-99-9999-of-korean-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30590","title":{"rendered":"A day in the life of 99.9999% of Korean men*"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0730 &#8211; Wake up<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0731 &#8211; Smoke<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0800 &#8211; Leave for work<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0801 &#8211; Smoke in car<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0820 &#8211; Get stuck in Atlanta traffic<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0821 &#8211; Smoke in frustration<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0855 &#8211; Arrive at work<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0900 &#8211; Smoke break<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0910 &#8211; Run into Korean co-worker on the way back in<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">0911 &#8211; Don&#8217;t want buddy to smoke alone<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1000 &#8211; Starbucks walk<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1010 &#8211; Smoke on the way back<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1020 &#8211; Brush teeth in men&#8217;s room rid smoke breath<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1030 &#8211; Actual work<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1200 &#8211; Smoke break<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1230 &#8211; Lunch<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1230 &#8211; Smoking also<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1330 &#8211; Brush teeth again<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1335 &#8211; Work<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1500 &#8211; Smoke break<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1515 &#8211; Work<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1600 &#8211; Smoke break<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1615 &#8211; Realize it&#8217;s past 4pm, phone in day, go smoke<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1700 &#8211; Leave<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1700 &#8211; Smoke on the way to the car<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1710 &#8211; Get stuck in Atlanta traffic<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1711 &#8211; Smoke in frustration<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1735 &#8211; Victory smoke in getting out of traffic<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1800 &#8211; Arrive home<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">1805-2200 &#8211; Eat dinner, polish off pack of smokes, etc<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><em>*does not include dannyhong<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0730 &#8211; Wake up 0731 &#8211; Smoke 0800 &#8211; Leave for work 0801 &#8211; Smoke in car 0820 &#8211; Get stuck in Atlanta traffic 0821 &#8211; Smoke in frustration 0855 &#8211; Arrive at work 0900 &#8211; Smoke break 0910 &#8211; Run into Korean co-worker on the way back in 0911 &#8211; Don&#8217;t want buddy to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30590\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A day in the life of 99.9999% of Korean men*<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,37,103,15,91],"class_list":["post-30590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-job","tag-motherland","tag-og","tag-pf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30591,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30590\/revisions\/30591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}