{"id":30922,"date":"2011-10-04T21:56:52","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T01:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30922"},"modified":"2020-06-28T19:57:23","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T23:57:23","slug":"i-blame-the-weeaboos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30922","title":{"rendered":"I blame the weeaboos"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Passing through downtown, I saw a restaurant that\u2019s going to be opening soon.\u00a0 The name of the restaurant literally means \u201cmom\u201d in Korean (not pictured above<\/em>).\u00a0 So obviously, this is going to be a Korean restaurant.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cKorean \/ Japanese Restaurant<\/em>\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Okay, this shit pisses me off.\u00a0 Everyone knows that this restaurant is going to be 95% (probably poorly made) Korean food, but have a guy on site to cut raw fish and pass it off as sushi.\u00a0 Why pretty much every Korean restaurant in the United States needs to add the slash-Japanese to their description is purely beyond me, and it agitates the fuck out of me.<\/span><\/p>\n

Korean food is fucking awesome.\u00a0 Korean barbecue is better than Japanese hibachi any day of the week and fifty times on Sunday.\u00a0 Korean soups and stews are hearty and satisfying, while the Japanese renditions of such are watery and minimalist.\u00a0 Japanese food is hipster feed.\u00a0 Korean food is soul food.\u00a0\u00a0Good<\/em>\u00a0food.<\/span><\/p>\n

Fuck Japanese food.\u00a0 Why Korean restaurants denigrate themselves by feeling the necessity to add Japanese to their description is completely beyond me, but if I can help it, I won\u2019t ever eat at any Korean \/ Japanese restaurants.\u00a0 I\u2019m proud of my Korean heritage, and I wish the people that ran these fucking restaurants would be proud of theirs too, to where they\u2019d be proud to serve Korean food to people of other races with confidence and pride, and without the veiled deception that adding loosely Japanese items would draw them in instead.<\/span><\/p>\n

I blame weeaboos, and anyone who watched\u00a0Lost in Translation\u00a0<\/em>and thinks everything is better if it\u2019s Japanese for creating this stigma that Japanese shit is so great.\u00a0 It pains me to see Korean restaurateurs feel the need to add \/ Japanese to their names thinking it would enhance their business.\u00a0 If I ever opened a Korean restaurant, I would proudly declare it as such.\u00a0 I would give it a Romanized name based off of an appropriate Korean word, but underneath it would say \u201cFUCKING KOREAN FOOD RESTAURANT.\u201d\u00a0 And if any weeaboos or any similar noobs enter my establishment and try to order a fucking bento box or yakisoba, I\u2019ll kick them the fuck out, and dispute the shit out of their one-star Yelps.<\/span><\/p>\n

Korean food is the best food in all of Asia.\u00a0 The sooner people realize this, the better off the world will be.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Passing through downtown, I saw a restaurant that\u2019s going to be opening soon.\u00a0 The name of the restaurant literally means \u201cmom\u201d in Korean (not pictured above).\u00a0 So obviously, this is going to be a Korean restaurant. \u201cKorean \/ Japanese Restaurant\u201d Okay, this shit pisses me off.\u00a0 Everyone knows that this restaurant is going to be … Continue reading I blame the weeaboos<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,103,15,105],"class_list":["post-30922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-food","tag-motherland","tag-og","tag-rage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30922"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31211,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30922\/revisions\/31211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}