{"id":30930,"date":"2011-10-09T22:01:30","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T02:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30930"},"modified":"2020-06-27T22:01:40","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T02:01:40","slug":"if-there-was-ever-a-restaurant-that-demanded-to-be-noticed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30930","title":{"rendered":"If there was ever a restaurant that demanded to be noticed"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A long time ago, I was at a place that had free wi-fi, on the condition that you had to provide an email address.\u00a0 I did, and I was apparently put on the Scoutmob mailing list, but seeing as how I do like the foods, I figured it doesn’t hurt to find out what gems there are in the city.<\/span><\/p>\n

The other day,\u00a0this<\/em>\u00a0restaurant was the joint of the day, to be offering 50% off with the code.\u00a0 I shit you not, but this is the actual name of an establishment down here in Atlanta.\u00a0\u00a0Boners BBQ<\/strong>.\u00a0 If I had a sip of\u00a0 a drink in my mouth when I saw the email headline, I probably would have snorted it up my sinuses, or spit it out outright.\u00a0 I could not believe this.<\/span><\/p>\n

I fancy myself somewhat savvy to good eateries in Atlanta, but this one has completely slipped underneath the radar.\u00a0 What’s more impressive is the fact that they’re a block east from Turner Field, and I never once have heard about it until recently.\u00a0 Sure, it’s in the same parking lot where T.I.’s little brother gets gunned down in the cheap blaxploitation flick\u00a0ATL<\/em>, but hey, gentrification has to start somewhere.<\/span><\/p>\n

I must sample this place out now.\u00a0 Furthermore, I demand that I get a t-shirt.\u00a0 I’ll enjoy having it, but never wear it, much like my “Ride the S.L.U.T.” (South Lake Union Trolley (Seattle, Washington)<\/em>) shirt.\u00a0 I really hope that their food doesn’t suck, so I can competently suggest this place to friends and visitors.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A long time ago, I was at a place that had free wi-fi, on the condition that you had to provide an email address.\u00a0 I did, and I was apparently put on the Scoutmob mailing list, but seeing as how I do like the foods, I figured it doesn’t hurt to find out what gems … Continue reading If there was ever a restaurant that demanded to be noticed<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,15,143],"class_list":["post-30930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-food","tag-og","tag-ohatlanta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30932,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30930\/revisions\/30932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}