{"id":31006,"date":"2011-10-14T14:43:10","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T18:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31006"},"modified":"2020-06-28T14:43:28","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T18:43:28","slug":"boners-boners-boners-boners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31006","title":{"rendered":"BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Come on, there was no way in hell I wasn\u2019t <\/em>going to try this place out:<\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. It\u2019s called BONERS BBQ<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. It\u2019s barbecue<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. I love barbecue<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. It\u2019s in a easy to get to location<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. It\u2019s next to Turner Field<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. I want a t-shirt<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. IT\u2019S CALLED BONERS<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    <\/span><\/p>\n

    The entire experience was in all, very funny. Firstly, the inner 14-year old in me couldn\u2019t stop finding amusement that I was headed to BONERS BBQ for lunch. When Jen and I got there, the place was as much of a ghetto and scary as I remember the area east of Turner Field to be, and for a split second, we weren\u2019t even sure if the place was even open.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    Going in, the first impression you get is just how quaint it is in there; the floors of whatever the fuck used to be there were all ripped out, and you\u2019re just standing on the concrete slab. It\u2019s kind of dimly lit, light coming from bulbs and lighted tinsel. The chairs humorously were all obtained from local chain THIS IS IT (whatever the fuck that means) soul food restaurants, as indicative of the THIS IS IT logos cut out of the backs of the chairs. Whatever, that means BONERS is economical and not wasteful of perfectly usable chairs, even if it\u2019s someone else\u2019s.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    And then there\u2019s the wall of Bettie Page-style pin up tease magazine covers and artwork. Love it. Kind of like the Hooters credo, it\u2019s tacky, but there\u2019s still some tastefulness behind it. It\u2019s not skanky and blatantly cooter-in-your-face obvious. The artwork literally covers the entire back wall, but because all evil nipples are covered in all pictures, it\u2019s all completely okay and safe<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

    The barbecue was good. I\u2019ll be honest, the food wasn\u2019t the best barbecue in the country. But that\u2019s not saying it was bad, not the least bit. The chopped pork I got was smoky and had a good flavor, and wasn\u2019t dry, which is good. Jen\u2019s ribs, they weren\u2019t spare ribs, they were definitely higher up towards the shoulder meat area, so it\u2019s sometimes hard to tell which bites are meat and which bites are bone. But it\u2019s like eating a really good smoky pork chop towards the shoulder blades.<\/span><\/p>\n

    Jen really liked the beans, but I wasn\u2019t gung-ho over the sides. They were alright, but nothing that was life altering. They were temporarily out of the collard greens that I wanted, so I settled on onion rings and the beans, whereas Jen got these potato wedges. They were alright, but I think they\u2019d be better sliced smaller, so that they can absorb more flavor or something.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    But it\u2019s all good, for as an overall experience, I was pleased. The food was good, and I like the cozy d\u00e9cor and atmosphere. The waitress had a nice ass, and I\u2019d be lying if I wasn\u2019t looking. If I had any cons at all about the experience it\u2019s the fact that they were out of men\u2019s shirts altogether, and the time it took for the food to come out was kinda long. But for the price paid and food received, it\u2019s hard to beat, especially with a Scoutmob discount applied to it.<\/span><\/p>\n

    Most importantly, the place is called fucking BONERS BBQ<\/strong>. I\u2019m thrilled that Boners didn\u2019t disappoint, and I look forward to going there more in the future, and naturally for all of my friends and acquaintances that might read this and also be enthralled with the idea of going to a place called Boners.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Come on, there was no way in hell I wasn\u2019t going to try this place out: It\u2019s called BONERS BBQ It\u2019s barbecue I love barbecue It\u2019s in a easy to get to location It\u2019s next to Turner Field I want a t-shirt IT\u2019S CALLED BONERS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[71,56,83,15,143],"class_list":["post-31006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-famiry","tag-food","tag-observations","tag-og","tag-ohatlanta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31012,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31006\/revisions\/31012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}