{"id":31020,"date":"2011-10-21T14:52:35","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T18:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31020"},"modified":"2020-06-28T14:52:47","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T18:52:47","slug":"my-best-friend-said-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31020","title":{"rendered":"My best friend said this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-31021\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wtf_quote.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"76\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wtf_quote.jpg 334w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wtf_quote-300x52.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">You know something, I think I should start a series of these.\u00a0 However, that would require some retroactive effort to actually utilize tags and keywords, to which the simple thought of is pretty exhausting.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Maryland still sucks balls, and I hate this fucking state.\u00a0 I have driven on I-95 in nine states, and at no point are people dumber than when they&#8217;re in Maryland.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The zombie run is in less than 24 hours.\u00a0 I am feeling apprehensive, nervous, excited, ill-prepared and determined.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know something, I think I should start a series of these.\u00a0 However, that would require some retroactive effort to actually utilize tags and keywords, to which the simple thought of is pretty exhausting. Maryland still sucks balls, and I hate this fucking state.\u00a0 I have driven on I-95 in nine states, and at no &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31020\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My best friend said this<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[73,15,65,49,145],"class_list":["post-31020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-friends","tag-og","tag-travel","tag-wtf","tag-zbs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31022,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31020\/revisions\/31022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}