{"id":31295,"date":"2011-11-09T21:45:13","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T01:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31295"},"modified":"2020-06-28T21:45:24","modified_gmt":"2020-06-29T01:45:24","slug":"neko-con-stories-the-most-epic-hair-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31295","title":{"rendered":"Neko-Con Stories: The most epic hair ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-31296 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_0572.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_0572.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_0572-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">One part afro.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">One part mohawk.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Two parts cornrows.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Completely epic in whole.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">When asked what he calls this hair style, he said \u201c<em>fluffy mohawk<\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I prefer to call it \u201c<em>Afrohawk in the Cornfields<\/em>,\u201d but that sounds a little redcorn-ish.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One part afro. One part mohawk. Two parts cornrows. Completely epic in whole. When asked what he calls this hair style, he said \u201cfluffy mohawk.\u201d I prefer to call it \u201cAfrohawk in the Cornfields,\u201d but that sounds a little redcorn-ish. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[128,83,15,49],"class_list":["post-31295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-conventions","tag-observations","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31297,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31295\/revisions\/31297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}