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There’s an old saying that goes: “It doesn’t matter how much you polish a turd, because in the end it’s still a turd<\/em>.”<\/span><\/p>\n Well, to update such a wise and clever saying, if you polish a turd, it’s no longer a turd – it becomes this.<\/span><\/p>\n An airsoft shotgun.\u00a0 But not just any airsoft shotgun, but a Chinese knockoff airsoft shotgun.\u00a0 That\u00a0surprisingly<\/strong>, did not work at all as soon as I opened it up and gave it a go.<\/span><\/p>\n It was 50% off, so in the end it was $26.\u00a0 Now I can think of several other ways to drop $26, but I couldn’t resist having a cool looking toy shotgun that didn’t look like the kind of crap they sell at the Halloween stores.\u00a0 I kind of knew it was going to be a piece of shit when I bought it; it was obviously a Chinese knockoff, being sold by Chinese guys, at the sad shell of what was once a Borders, but even I didn’t think it was literally going to break, or was already broken when I took it out of the box.\u00a0 Another subconscious reminder was the obvious declining of plastic BBs for the gun; I had little belief that I was actually going to use it for shooting of physical matter, but it’s like I knew that this was going to be a piece of shit, and couldn’t justify the necessity for 5,000 pellets.<\/span><\/p>\n In the end, despite it breaking as soon as I opened it up, and taking about almost two hours to fix it back up, it’s still a cool looking prop, which would go great with the Gay Chris Redfield costume if I ever decide to bust it out again in the future.\u00a0 But man, does shit like this really sour me to even the most counterfeit of Chinese knockoff merchandise.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" There’s an old saying that goes: “It doesn’t matter how much you polish a turd, because in the end it’s still a turd.” Well, to update such a wise and clever saying, if you polish a turd, it’s no longer a turd – it becomes this. An airsoft shotgun.\u00a0 But not just any airsoft shotgun, … Continue reading What you get when you polish a turd<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[108,45,111,15,49],"class_list":["post-31853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cosplay","tag-fail","tag-halloween","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31853"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31855,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31853\/revisions\/31855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}