{"id":31869,"date":"2011-12-27T23:42:21","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T03:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31869"},"modified":"2020-06-28T23:42:33","modified_gmt":"2020-06-29T03:42:33","slug":"it-may-be-gods-property","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31869","title":{"rendered":"It may be God’s Property"},"content":{"rendered":"

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But it’s still illegally parked and in the fucking way.<\/span><\/p>\n

Saw this shit recently while I was trying to do some work.\u00a0 In the midst of the slow holiday period, I volunteered to do some grunt work, to look like a good team player.\u00a0 The company was going to haul some furniture in from their warehouses, delivered in one of their company trucks.\u00a0 It was cold and windy outside, even in the storage bay.\u00a0 But for whatever reason, God’s Property here saw it fit to illegally park, block the company truck, and deliver some shitty catering to one of the other companies in the building, while myself and several other grunt workers were forced to wait for them to emerge.<\/span><\/p>\n

Needless to say, the time spent waiting, even the most religious of saints was cursing God’s Property for wasting all our time.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

But it’s still illegally parked and in the fucking way. Saw this shit recently while I was trying to do some work.\u00a0 In the midst of the slow holiday period, I volunteered to do some grunt work, to look like a good team player.\u00a0 The company was going to haul some furniture in from their … Continue reading It may be God’s Property<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,45,15,48,70,49],"class_list":["post-31869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-parking","tag-religion","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31871,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31869\/revisions\/31871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}