{"id":31899,"date":"2012-01-11T11:43:26","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T15:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31899"},"modified":"2020-06-29T11:43:36","modified_gmt":"2020-06-29T15:43:36","slug":"regardless-of-what-youve-been-told-there-is-an-expiration-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31899","title":{"rendered":"Regardless of what you&#8217;ve been told, there IS an expiration date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-31900 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wpid-zbland.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wpid-zbland.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wpid-zbland-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Again, that is. Apparently, for the second time in the last eight years,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/dealbook.nytimes.com\/2012\/01\/11\/hostess-files-for-bankruptcy\/\">Hostess is going bankrupt<\/a>. Not that I eat them with any regularity, but such news makes me want to run out to Publix during lunch and pick up some Ho-Hos and some Twinkies while I still can, if the company really does go under.<\/p>\n<p>But really, the point of posting this at all, is so I could make the very obvious, but always relevant Zombieland reference.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Again, that is. Apparently, for the second time in the last eight years,\u00a0Hostess is going bankrupt. Not that I eat them with any regularity, but such news makes me want to run out to Publix during lunch and pick up some Ho-Hos and some Twinkies while I still can, if the company really does go &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31899\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Regardless of what you&#8217;ve been told, there IS an expiration date<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,41,15,52,46],"class_list":["post-31899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-food","tag-movies","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-zombieland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31901,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31899\/revisions\/31901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}