{"id":31906,"date":"2012-01-14T11:52:46","date_gmt":"2012-01-14T15:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31906"},"modified":"2020-06-29T11:52:57","modified_gmt":"2020-06-29T15:52:57","slug":"ordering-coffee-is-as-enjoyable-as-drinking-it-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31906","title":{"rendered":"Ordering coffee is as enjoyable as drinking it now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-31907 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/hottallblonde.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/hottallblonde.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/hottallblonde-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Good morning. May I have a hot tall blonde?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously though, I love this new light roast. Feels mellower than the other roasts, which is a little more soothing to me than just simply needing caffeine. But the notion for requesting the purchase of a hot tall blonde each morning is amusing to me. So prostitution-y.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just a joke? maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning. May I have a hot tall blonde? Seriously though, I love this new light roast. Feels mellower than the other roasts, which is a little more soothing to me than just simply needing caffeine. But the notion for requesting the purchase of a hot tall blonde each morning is amusing to me. So &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31906\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ordering coffee is as enjoyable as drinking it now<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43,15],"class_list":["post-31906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-coffee","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31908,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31906\/revisions\/31908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}