{"id":32103,"date":"2012-02-28T21:40:08","date_gmt":"2012-02-29T01:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32103"},"modified":"2020-06-29T21:40:21","modified_gmt":"2020-06-30T01:40:21","slug":"yikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32103","title":{"rendered":"Yikes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-32104 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/chippertat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/chippertat.jpg 180w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/chippertat-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Now I like and appreciate Chipper Jones as pretty much all Braves fans do and should, but there\u2019s no fucking way I\u2019m getting his mugshot tattooed on my body.\u00a0 To the credit of the tattoo artist, it\u2019s very obviously, and clearly Chipper Jones, but at the same time, that\u2019s not necessarily such a great thing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">I always said it would be nice if my future ex-wife were not completely disgusted with the idea of baseball, but there are lines that even I wouldn\u2019t want crossed.\u00a0 Seeing Larry Wayne Jones the Third tattooed anywhere on her body is an instant deal-breaker.\u00a0 And that\u2019s coming from someone with dorky anime tattoos on both his shoulders.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I like and appreciate Chipper Jones as pretty much all Braves fans do and should, but there\u2019s no fucking way I\u2019m getting his mugshot tattooed on my body.\u00a0 To the credit of the tattoo artist, it\u2019s very obviously, and clearly Chipper Jones, but at the same time, that\u2019s not necessarily such a great thing. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32103\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yikes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,66,45,15,49],"class_list":["post-32103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-baseball","tag-braves","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32105,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32103\/revisions\/32105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}