{"id":32153,"date":"2012-03-11T22:04:16","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T02:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32153"},"modified":"2020-06-29T22:04:28","modified_gmt":"2020-06-30T02:04:28","slug":"i-now-know-what-true-love-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32153","title":{"rendered":"I now know what true love is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-32154 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/truelove.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/truelove.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/truelove-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">In the past, whether it was your teef, lips or tongue which came in contact with the shell of a taco first, the flavor receptors in our mouths register something very nondescript, bland, ordinary; something serving functionality over enjoyment.\u00a0 The shell that exists solely to harness and restrain all of the beefy, cheesy, veggie, saucy goodness that goes inside of a taco.\u00a0 No longer, said Taco Bell &#8211; no longer would the shell be merely Robin&#8217;s utility belt when it could become Batman&#8217;s trusty cowl on the hierarchy of awesomeness.\u00a0 And so they took the boring old taco shell which was the standard, the norm, and made a change that would flip the universe upside down.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I know what true love is now.\u00a0 The heart-fluttering first kisses in life have no comparison.\u00a0 Driving off the lot in my very first new car is but a distant third in comparison.\u00a0 Watching the Braves mount a comeback on the Phillies isn&#8217;t close to as arousing on so many levels.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">True love, is the Dorito Taco.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the past, whether it was your teef, lips or tongue which came in contact with the shell of a taco first, the flavor receptors in our mouths register something very nondescript, bland, ordinary; something serving functionality over enjoyment.\u00a0 The shell that exists solely to harness and restrain all of the beefy, cheesy, veggie, saucy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32153\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I now know what true love is<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,15,14],"class_list":["post-32153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-food","tag-og","tag-romance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32155,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32153\/revisions\/32155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}