{"id":32167,"date":"2012-03-18T22:24:30","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T02:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32167"},"modified":"2020-06-29T22:24:41","modified_gmt":"2020-06-30T02:24:41","slug":"now-im-off-to-save-the-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32167","title":{"rendered":"Now I’m off to save the galaxy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Despite the fact that I’ve owned the one game I’d been looking forward to for such a very long time for over two weeks now, I haven’t played it yet.\u00a0 I’ve moved all my\u00a0Mass Effect 1 & 2<\/em>\u00a0data from one Xbox to another, which was a time-consuming act.\u00a0 I’ve downloaded all of the shit that came along with the Collector’s Edition, which was a time-consuming act.\u00a0 I’ve downloaded whatever patches\u00a0already<\/em>\u00a0exist for the game, which was yet more time consumed.\u00a0 But I haven’t actually started playing\u00a0Mass Effect 3\u00a0<\/em>yet!<\/span><\/p>\n

That becomes rectified twenty seconds after I hit “Publish” on this post.\u00a0 I am now embarking on a journey of intergalactic adventure and probably some virtual sexy time.\u00a0 Anyone who thinks they can deviate me from such a path meets the fate of what is visually explained above.\u00a0 The galaxy needs me.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Despite the fact that I’ve owned the one game I’d been looking forward to for such a very long time for over two weeks now, I haven’t played it yet.\u00a0 I’ve moved all my\u00a0Mass Effect 1 & 2\u00a0data from one Xbox to another, which was a time-consuming act.\u00a0 I’ve downloaded all of the shit that … Continue reading Now I’m off to save the galaxy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,15,19],"class_list":["post-32167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-mass-effect","tag-og","tag-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32169,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32167\/revisions\/32169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}