{"id":32613,"date":"2012-04-26T21:53:33","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T01:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32613"},"modified":"2020-06-30T21:53:44","modified_gmt":"2020-07-01T01:53:44","slug":"an-example-of-effective-packaging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32613","title":{"rendered":"An example of effective packaging"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As amazing as the thought of rib chips would be, it\u2019s hard to fathom how such would be executed.\u00a0 But when Jen and I were at the store the other day, I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw this bag of Ruffles Smokehouse Style BBQ chips.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pictured on the bag is but a half-rack of the most succulent, meaty, heavily seasoned looking ribs the world has ever seen.\u00a0 Ruffles has clearly transcended the need to even bother putting potatoes or the actual product on their bags themselves, and instead just gone straight for the jugular by putting a picture of what the chips\u00a0are supposed to taste like<\/em>.\u00a0 The name is kind of there as a formality more or less, but nowhere on the front of the bag is even written the words \u201cpotato\u201d or \u201cchips.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Instead, it\u2019s just the greatest looking ribs in the world screaming \u201cFUCKING BUY ME AND EAT ME YOU GOD DAMN PUSSY<\/strong>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The fact that it\u2019s in my snack cupboard says who won\u00a0that<\/em>\u00a0conflict.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As amazing as the thought of rib chips would be, it\u2019s hard to fathom how such would be executed.\u00a0 But when Jen and I were at the store the other day, I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw this bag of Ruffles Smokehouse Style BBQ chips. Pictured on the bag is but a … Continue reading An example of effective packaging<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[159,131,56,15],"class_list":["post-32613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-advertising","tag-branding","tag-food","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32615,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32613\/revisions\/32615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}