{"id":32813,"date":"2012-05-26T22:50:17","date_gmt":"2012-05-27T02:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32813"},"modified":"2020-06-30T22:50:29","modified_gmt":"2020-07-01T02:50:29","slug":"this-is-what-life-behind-bars-feels-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32813","title":{"rendered":"This is what life behind bars feels like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-32814 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_1231.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_1231.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_1231-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is me behind bars.\u00a0 In Alcatraz.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I know the size of an Alcatraz cell wasn&#8217;t that big, but man, seeing it live, and actually getting to go inside one really puts things into perspective.\u00a0 Anyone taller than 6&#8217;2 was probably fucked and incapable of properly laying on their back.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The tour itself was kind of boring, to be honest.\u00a0 There were too many tourists and high school douchebags running all over the place, and just about every single part of the island was &#8220;closed for\u00a0<em>your<\/em>\u00a0safety.&#8221;\u00a0 But for what it&#8217;s worth, it was kind of cool to see the cell blocks and the boat rides to the island were cool and provided some good opportunity for some scenic city photos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">All of which will be coming in very soon days, once I sort through a variety of self-imposed and obligated writing assignments and postings in the various blogs I write\/contribute\/provide for on top of my own personal one.\u00a0 But posts like this keep my post count up and makes me feel justified for being a good brogger.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is me behind bars.\u00a0 In Alcatraz. I know the size of an Alcatraz cell wasn&#8217;t that big, but man, seeing it live, and actually getting to go inside one really puts things into perspective.\u00a0 Anyone taller than 6&#8217;2 was probably fucked and incapable of properly laying on their back. The tour itself was kind &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32813\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This is what life behind bars feels like<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,15,65],"class_list":["post-32813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-og","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32815,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32813\/revisions\/32815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}