{"id":33336,"date":"2012-06-12T21:40:35","date_gmt":"2012-06-13T01:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33336"},"modified":"2020-07-01T21:40:45","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T01:40:45","slug":"cash-therapy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33336","title":{"rendered":"Cash therapy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Today, as I was walking down the street to get some lunch, I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground.\u00a0 Awesome.<\/span><\/p>\n

This was in front of a strip club.\u00a0 lol.<\/span><\/p>\n

Fortunately, it was folded horizontally instead of vertically, so I know that this wasn\u2019t ever at any point wedged into a stripper\u2019s garter belt or vagina, and comes smeared with the herp or chlamydia.\u00a0 It was probably some asshole taxi driver\u2019s, or some drunk bro\u2019s or something like that.\u00a0 But mine now.<\/span><\/p>\n

After deliberating it for the better part of the last few months, I finally purchased an iPad today.\u00a0 I saw an ebay deal of the day on brand-new iPads, and seeing as how it wasn\u2019t the retail cost of $500, I saw fit to pounce on the deal while it was available, because I missed out on the last time they were available at this price.\u00a0 Given the fact that I don\u2019t have to pay for shipping or the 8% Georgia sales tax, I think I saved myself about $80.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hell, add the free strip club twenty, and let\u2019s say I just saved a cool even $100 on an iPad, and even more when I combine all the cash I\u2019ve come upon over the last month from writing, selling old car parts, and selling cheap baseball memorabilia.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now if only I can really figure out what the heck I\u2019m going to do with this iPad once it comes in, I\u2019d be golden.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today, as I was walking down the street to get some lunch, I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground.\u00a0 Awesome. This was in front of a strip club.\u00a0 lol. Fortunately, it was folded horizontally instead of vertically, so I know that this wasn\u2019t ever at any point wedged into a stripper\u2019s garter belt … Continue reading Cash therapy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,15,25],"class_list":["post-33336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-og","tag-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33338,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33336\/revisions\/33338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}