{"id":33624,"date":"2012-07-12T22:47:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T02:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33624"},"modified":"2020-07-01T22:48:23","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T02:48:23","slug":"reason-37-why-my-gym-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33624","title":{"rendered":"Reason #37 why my gym sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-33625 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMAG0455.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMAG0455.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMAG0455-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The lockers are always broken.\u00a0 At the time I\u2019m writing this, they\u2019re rectifying the issue by going from electronic locks to old-fashioned lockers that necessitate clients to bring their own locks, but this problem should not go undocumented, and frankly, I haven\u2019t had a whole lot to write about these last few days.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Even though they\u2019re going through the effort to make things better, it didn\u2019t change the fact that over the span of the last two weeks in the interim period, the locker room was still a scene where 80% of the lockers were non-functional, leading to a wild goose chase of simply trying to find one of the 20% of lockers that actually worked.\u00a0 Sometimes, it would take me almost ten minutes to find one that still functioned, perturbing me further that it was encroaching on my limited workout time, and the time in which I try to catch the last minutes of\u00a0<em>Excused,<\/em>\u00a0starring Iliza Shlesinger\u2019s boobs.\u00a0 Even though they\u2019re fixing it, it\u2019s inexcusable how long it\u2019s taken for them to actually execute the fix.\u00a0 And to be honest, considering yesterday was still locker graveyard, and they\u00a0<em>said<\/em>\u00a0it would be changed over by today, I\u2019m still not convinced it\u2019ll be fixed when I saunter down for my workout in a few minutes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Anyway, the above picture is result of obviously some irate member getting flustered and aggravated by the whole broken locker situation.\u00a0 And in an attempt to make\u00a0<em>his<\/em>\u00a0situation better, he certainly made it worse for the facility and everyone else.\u00a0 But frankly, I can\u2019t say I blame the guy, because at the rate in which the electronic locks broke or malfunctioned on such a regular basis, I\u2019ve felt pretty close to wanting to Hulk smash up some of these pieces of shit myself before.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This gym sucks so many balls, but there\u2019s still nothing that can be done about it.\u00a0 It\u2019s too well priced, and even more conveniently located for me to go anywhere else.\u00a0 It\u2019s like Stockholm Syndrome in a way, but I still hate them.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The lockers are always broken.\u00a0 At the time I\u2019m writing this, they\u2019re rectifying the issue by going from electronic locks to old-fashioned lockers that necessitate clients to bring their own locks, but this problem should not go undocumented, and frankly, I haven\u2019t had a whole lot to write about these last few days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,109,15,105],"class_list":["post-33624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-gym","tag-og","tag-rage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33626,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33624\/revisions\/33626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}