{"id":33643,"date":"2012-07-19T23:04:03","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T03:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33643"},"modified":"2020-07-01T23:04:14","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T03:04:14","slug":"holy-shit-this-old-guy-is-my-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33643","title":{"rendered":"Holy shit this old guy is my hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dwrgvqlc8DA?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Man, I can&#8217;t imagine what these two fucking loser petty crooks were thinking when they busted into an internet cafe, thinking it would be an easy smash and grab and robbery of a bunch of nerds, but little do they realize that the old guy in the khaki shorts with his lily-white shirt, lily-white hat and lily-white shoes is packing heat, and is not the least bit unafraid to uncork on some lowly jobber thugs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I think my favorite part of the video is at 0:46, where he gets a close-range shot and doesn&#8217;t believe in the &#8216;ol paintball surrender rule, and still pulls the trigger.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I&#8217;m still in awe, and have watched this video like five times over now.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, I can&#8217;t imagine what these two fucking loser petty crooks were thinking when they busted into an internet cafe, thinking it would be an easy smash and grab and robbery of a bunch of nerds, but little do they realize that the old guy in the khaki shorts with his lily-white shirt, lily-white hat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33643\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Holy shit this old guy is my hero<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,30,15,52],"class_list":["post-33643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-crime","tag-justice","tag-og","tag-owned"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33643"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33644,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33643\/revisions\/33644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}