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Obviously I\u2019m not some authority on women\u2019s fashion, but I know what I like to see as a guy.\u00a0 That being said, what I\u00a0don\u2019t<\/em>\u00a0like seeing these days is the unfortunate trend that high-wasted shorts are supposedly in fashion for women these days.\u00a0 I don\u2019t get it at all; it\u2019s ugly as fuck.\u00a0 Only a small percentage of girls seem to be able to actually pull it off and not look silly, but there\u2019s a fairly slim percentage that also coincidentally have the right shape and figure in order to make that happen.<\/span><\/p>\n It\u2019s like a cross between mom\u2019s closet and\/or trying to look like the kind of hippies that aren\u2019t desirable.\u00a0 In terms of functionality, I\u2019d guess high-waist stuff is vastly superior at covering up stomachs some chicks don\u2019t want to show, or prevent the peeking of panties and all, but frankly, I find the overall look to abhorring.\u00a0 It accentuates girls with short legs by making their torsos look longer, and much like the weird poofy-squash skirts that used to be trendy, it creates this odd shape of Urkel-high waist with a short segue into the boobs.\u00a0 And then there\u2019s the irony of when girls try to wear high-waist shorts sexy, by wearing them tight, or they\u2019re Daisy Duke-short; sure it might hug the ass and ride up in a sexy way, but because they go up so high, it makes the booty look giant and\/or elongated.\u00a0 Hence, unsexy.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n I don\u2019t really know.\u00a0 Girls obviously dress for other girls before guys, so very little will mens\u2019 critiques actually have any impact on this trend, but for the record, it\u2019s fucking horrible.\u00a0 And in today\u2019s world, where there are all sorts of fat chicks who are all proud \u201cto be curvy\u201d or \u201cBBWs,\u201d and feel it\u2019s their right to dress like a thinner girl would, they just ruin it for everyone else.\u00a0 When fat chicks wear high-waist stuff, it\u2019s no longer muffin topping, it\u2019s more like mushroom topping, because the blubber is oozing out much higher up.<\/span><\/p>\n At this rate, I\u2019m looking forward to summer ending, the season\u2019s changing, and for girls to\u00a0put more clothing on<\/em>, because frankly, the summer of high-waist shorts has pretty much ruined it, and there comes times when you simply just, have to punt and go back to the drawing board.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Obviously I\u2019m not some authority on women\u2019s fashion, but I know what I like to see as a guy.\u00a0 That being said, what I\u00a0don\u2019t\u00a0like seeing these days is the unfortunate trend that high-wasted shorts are supposedly in fashion for women these days.\u00a0 I don\u2019t get it at all; it\u2019s ugly as fuck.\u00a0 Only a small … Continue reading Yeah, no.\u00a0 High-waist shorts are ugly<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,15],"class_list":["post-33654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33656,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33654\/revisions\/33656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}