{"id":33735,"date":"2012-08-05T20:49:34","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T00:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33735"},"modified":"2020-07-02T20:49:45","modified_gmt":"2020-07-03T00:49:45","slug":"best-dream-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33735","title":{"rendered":"Best dream ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Huzzard and I are at an arcade, playing on a broken NBA Jam machine.\u00a0 Along comes former NBA player\/great white hope Bryant Reeves and some unknown person, and they challenge Huzzard and I to a game.\u00a0 We choose the Spurs and he chooses the Knicks, and in no time, we\u2019re dominating the shit out of him like 41-11.\u00a0 The game freezes on us, and before we can get bewildered and upset, these two kids show up, wanting to get Bryant Reeves\u2019 autographs.\u00a0 One of them was fat and one of them was small.\u00a0 The fat one was the alpha amongst them.<\/span><\/p>\n

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For some reason, they want these pre-paid gift cards autographed, and oddly, on the signature strip.\u00a0 There are a lot of them, but Bryant Reeves gets to work signing them.\u00a0 After a few minutes, he asks Huzzard and I to help out and start signing them in his name.\u00a0 So we do.\u00a0 Not long later, I notice that the name imprinted on all these cards is Bryant Reeves, and that he\u2019s basically unknowingly signing all these cards that will probably be used as real currency.<\/span><\/p>\n

I make some snide remark to the fat kid but continue regardless to sign Bryant Reeves autographs.\u00a0 Fat kid\u2019s parents show up all happy and excited, at being in the presence of Bryant Reeves, or knowing they are going to get all this free gift card money to use.\u00a0\u00a0 I already forgot what they did or said; it didn\u2019t really piss me off, but for some reason it still set me off instantly, and before I knew it, I had these cards in my hand, and I simply flung them all up in the air, and made a huge mess in the entire arcade.\u00a0 People stopped what they were doing and were staring over at this sudden scene.\u00a0 For whatever reason, the cards were now worth nothing, and Bryant Reeves left to go play some poker.\u00a0 The fat kid is pissed and asks why I did that, and I tell him to essentially fuck off.\u00a0 The dad gets in my face, and I tell him off too and make him feel like a bitch.\u00a0 They all storm off, defeated, and the cards are worthless despite the fact that they\u2019re all mostly signed; I don\u2019t know, it\u2019s a fucking dream.<\/span><\/p>\n

Afterward, Huzzard and I are standing there with stacks of worthless gift cards that have Bryant Reeves likeness on it, and then I realize that I might as well get his real autograph; not on the signature strip like I\u2019m trying to do something crooked, but in that sarcastic way that it would just be ironically awesome to get Bryant Reeves\u2019 autograph.\u00a0 So I pick up the two different designs of the card, and go to the poker table where Reeves is playing.\u00a0 He\u2019s cool and friendly about the whole situation, and I ask him for autographs, and he obliges without any problem:<\/span><\/p>\n

To Danny and Huzzard, my [n-words].\u00a0 Bryant Reeves<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I woke up with a giant smirk on my face, feeling really amused.\u00a0 This dream was so great I got out of bed to get this down so I wouldn\u2019t forget it in a groggy haze.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Huzzard and I are at an arcade, playing on a broken NBA Jam machine.\u00a0 Along comes former NBA player\/great white hope Bryant Reeves and some unknown person, and they challenge Huzzard and I to a game.\u00a0 We choose the Spurs and he chooses the Knicks, and in no time, we\u2019re dominating the shit out of … Continue reading Best dream ever<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,34,15,19,49],"class_list":["post-33735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-basketball","tag-dreams","tag-og","tag-video-games","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33737,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33735\/revisions\/33737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}