{"id":34851,"date":"2012-11-29T21:17:55","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T01:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=34851"},"modified":"2020-07-03T21:18:11","modified_gmt":"2020-07-04T01:18:11","slug":"steal-from-walmart-get-owned-to-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=34851","title":{"rendered":"Steal from Walmart, get owned \u2013 to death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-34852 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/viscera.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"356\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/viscera.jpg 356w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/viscera-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">A sadistic part of me finds morbid amusement at reading about the tyranny and carnage that occasionally takes place during each year\u2019s Black Fridays.\u00a0 As unfortunate as it is that the worst stories that emerge from Black Fridays typically include death, I can\u2019t help but be astonished at some of the lengths people will sometimes go to in order to get their grubby hands on particular doorbuster items.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I saw\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajc.com\/news\/news\/crime-law\/alleged-shoplifter-dies-after-being-subdued-by-wal\/nTFPx\/\">this story of a man getting essentially brutalized to death at Walmart<\/a>, and was kind of half-surprised, half-not surprised at the fact that it led to an AJC link, meaning the incident took place in the greater Metro Atlanta area.\u00a0 I\u2019m never really surprised when some of the worst things happen in Atlanta, because that\u2019s kind of how I perceive this place sometimes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The worst part about this whole thing is that in the end, it was over nothing more than two DVD players.\u00a0 I bought a DVD player for someone on Black Friday, online however, and it cost me $30.\u00a0 Blu-Ray players are the real rage, and it led to the devaluation of DVD players to where reputable brands are reduced to just $30.\u00a0 But this guy saw the need to attempt to hoist two DVD players, and not only was he caught, he was ultimately choked out, and then sat on by\u00a0<em>three\u00a0<\/em>people.\u00a0 Details are sketchy and it\u2019s unclear the specific physical natures of all parties involved, but one of them was a \u201cprivate security\u201d operative, meaning a rent-a-cop.\u00a0 Most rent-a-cops in Atlanta are essentially fat guys who can\u2019t cut it at real cops, but are still physically imposing enough to where they\u2019re put into official-looking security gear, and\u00a0<em>appear<\/em>\u00a0to be respectable enforcement.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But basically, rent-a-cop and two Walmart employees followed the thief in the parking lot and confronted him, which resulted in an altercation, which resulted in the thief getting choked out.\u00a0 And while incapacitated on the ground, the three enforcers somehow saw it fit to\u00a0<strong>sit on him<\/strong>\u00a0until the proper authorities arrived, where upon arrival of the real cops, when they tried to apprehend the perp, they discovered that\u00a0<strong>he was dead.<\/strong>\u00a0He didn\u2019t just get owned, but he got owned to death.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I can\u2019t say I feel bad for the guy, because he stole, and frankly petty crime can only lead to bigger and badder crimes, so it\u2019s like stopping the whole chain of degradation at the root, but what I get out of this is that it\u2019s simply not worth stealing from Walmart, because you could end up getting sat on, until you\u2019re dead, for your crimes.\u00a0 Let that be a lesson, perps.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sadistic part of me finds morbid amusement at reading about the tyranny and carnage that occasionally takes place during each year\u2019s Black Fridays.\u00a0 As unfortunate as it is that the worst stories that emerge from Black Fridays typically include death, I can\u2019t help but be astonished at some of the lengths people will sometimes &hellip; 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