{"id":34863,"date":"2012-12-04T21:30:01","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T01:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=34863"},"modified":"2020-07-03T21:30:18","modified_gmt":"2020-07-04T01:30:18","slug":"as-if-marta-werent-enough-of-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=34863","title":{"rendered":"As if MARTA weren&#8217;t enough of a joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k9cFVdWQiaw?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">There&#8217;s so many things to possibly say about this little gem that I would never have seen if it not for my friend Bunny, but for the sake of letting the &#8220;gawd, danny is such a racist&#8221; thermometer cool down a little bit, I&#8217;ll refrain.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But anyway, as if Atlanta needs to be the butt of any more jokes, here we have this embarrassing video that exists, because there are a lot of people that genuinely have no common sense when it comes to dealing with public transportation. Not only does it seem completely unnecessary and ironically depressing, it makes an attempt to create awareness that Atlanta, does in fact, have a WNBA team. I didn&#8217;t know the WNBA was even still around, too. And its mascot goes around cockblocking a bunch of MARTA users from being time efficient; seriously, if you don&#8217;t make an attempt to run after a bus or try to beat elevator doors, what happens afterwards? You waste time, end up late, and get shitcanned from Taco Bell.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Honestly, I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s worse &#8211; this video, or the fact that there are &#8220;subway fights&#8221; that show up with World Star Hip Hop watermarks on a weekly basis that are obviously happening at MARTA trains or stations.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But I&#8217;ll tell you what <em>is<\/em> gold &#8211; the comments on YouTube for this video. Saves me the trouble of having to say what everyone thinks:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The obvious ones:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Please tell me this is a joke. Way to represent a &#8220;world class&#8221; city.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Who says MARTA mismanages its money?<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The comedian:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I like the part where Cee Lo is running to catch the bus.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Sad but true:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">No way that is MARTA. Noone tried to sell me a CD for $5 and I didn&#8217;t see a single gun.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And of course we had to go there:<\/span><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">the only marta safety slide i know of is the slide action on a pistol, otherwise the blaks will mug you and if youre female also rape you.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s so many things to possibly say about this little gem that I would never have seen if it not for my friend Bunny, but for the sake of letting the &#8220;gawd, danny is such a racist&#8221; thermometer cool down a little bit, I&#8217;ll refrain. But anyway, as if Atlanta needs to be the butt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=34863\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">As if MARTA weren&#8217;t enough of a joke<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,118,15,143,89,49],"class_list":["post-34863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-marta","tag-og","tag-ohatlanta","tag-racism","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34864,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34863\/revisions\/34864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}