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A French restaurant in Tokyo is essentially serving dirt.\u00a0<\/a>And charging upwards of the equivalent of $110 to do so!\u00a0 What the fuck is wrong with Japanese people?<\/span><\/p>\n Seriously, it\u2019s hard to imagine that this is like one of those situations like lobsters, where lobsters were once the food of the poor, but then was turned into the epitome of high-class dining by some talented chefs.\u00a0 It\u2019s fucking dirt.\u00a0 You know what people eat in North Korea because their dictatorship hoards all the edible food for the regime?\u00a0 DIRT.\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t matter how much they describe it as \u201cnatural and pure,\u201d it\u2019s still shit from the ground that\u2019s part volcanic ash, part excrement, part decayed organic matter, and all well, DIRT.\u00a0 There\u2019s no lower denigrating terms to describe than what it already is,\u00a0it\u2019s fucking dirt<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n I get that foodies and snobs want unique and exclusive, but you really have to ask yourself if the pursuit of such exclusivity is worth getting to the point of where you\u2019re eating dirt.\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t matter how you spin it, as long as dirt is being spooned or forked into your mouth, YOU ARE EATING DIRT.\u00a0 The stuff that dogs bury their shit in.\u00a0 The stuff that humans bury dead humans in.\u00a0 The stuff that people put great efforts into removing from your homes, your clothing and your skin.\u00a0 Lobster sprinkled with dirt from the Kanto region?\u00a0 You\u2019re still eating dirt.\u00a0 Filet mignon with a touch of herbs, seasonings and dirt from the Kansai district?\u00a0 You\u2019re still eating dirt.<\/span><\/p>\n Know what?\u00a0 There\u2019s really nothing more I can say on the matter, because this really is kind of one of those bottomed-out situations that can\u2019t be beaten into the ground much further.\u00a0 The Japanese and all their mindless Weeaboo sheep can enjoy eating their fucking dirt along with their tentacle porn, human-sized anime body pillows and used panty vending machines, I\u2019m just going hang out here in the United States and eat some, y\u2019know, food.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A French restaurant in Tokyo is essentially serving dirt.\u00a0And charging upwards of the equivalent of $110 to do so!\u00a0 What the fuck is wrong with Japanese people? Seriously, it\u2019s hard to imagine that this is like one of those situations like lobsters, where lobsters were once the food of the poor, but then was turned … Continue reading What the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,15,49],"class_list":["post-35104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-food","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35106,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35104\/revisions\/35106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}