{"id":35117,"date":"2013-02-05T22:07:27","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T02:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35117"},"modified":"2020-07-04T22:07:37","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T02:07:37","slug":"too-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35117","title":{"rendered":"Too easy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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$65,000 worth of chicken wings stolen<\/a>.\u00a0 The story is a week old, and I can\u2019t believe I missed it then, but yeah\u2026\u00a0 Too easy.<\/span><\/p>\n

Although, it isn\u2019t as easy as wrapping my head around the fact that it was actually $65,000 worth of chicken wings stolen.\u00a0 According to the story, it was\u00a0ten pallets<\/em>.\u00a0 There\u2019s smart thievery, and then there\u2019s just greed.\u00a0 Smart thievery is skimming a little bit at a time over a large spectrum, which in this case would have been removing one or two packages from every single pallet in the warehouse; that might not be nearly as easy to notice, and by the time suspicion piqued, the pallets could have already been opened, wings cooked served, and nothing can be done.\u00a0 Greed is just taking ten pallets straight up and hoping nobody notices the absence of\u00a0ten entire pallets<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

And\u2026 there\u2019s really nothing more to say, other than once again, the obvious statement: too easy.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

$65,000 worth of chicken wings stolen.\u00a0 The story is a week old, and I can\u2019t believe I missed it then, but yeah\u2026\u00a0 Too easy. Although, it isn\u2019t as easy as wrapping my head around the fact that it was actually $65,000 worth of chicken wings stolen.\u00a0 According to the story, it was\u00a0ten pallets.\u00a0 There\u2019s smart … Continue reading Too easy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,45,56,30,15],"class_list":["post-35117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-crime","tag-fail","tag-food","tag-justice","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35119,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35117\/revisions\/35119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}