{"id":35421,"date":"2013-03-12T01:13:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-12T05:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35421"},"modified":"2020-07-05T01:14:08","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T05:14:08","slug":"a-prime-example-of-the-fail-lights-of-atlanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35421","title":{"rendered":"A prime example of the fail lights of Atlanta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-35422 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/faillights.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/faillights.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/faillights-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Atlanta is pretty notorious for its crippling highway traffic.\u00a0 After all, it\u2019s where four interstates, and Georgia State Route 400 all intersect, dumping a million people into the city in the mornings, and a million people all trying to get out in the afternoons, all while another million people are just passing through going north, south, west, and sometimes east at varying times of the day.\u00a0 These highways are mostly neglected by law enforcement since most cops don\u2019t want to bother getting tangled in the web of traffic in their own right and the massive number of regular HOV violators is about the largest untapped revenue generator as a college football playoff would be.\u00a0 All in all, it leads to a regular conclusion of standstill traffic, unhappy commuters, and a whole lot of people hating Atlanta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">As bad as the highways are however, the surface streets of Atlanta aren\u2019t much better.\u00a0 In fact, I would wager to even say that they\u2019re even worse, because at least on the highway, it\u2019s often clear to what is causing traffic, which is usually a fuckton of idiot drivers who do nothing but swerve and cut in front of everyone, causing everyone to regularly fan out in all lanes to try and get to their desired exits before everyone else does, even if it jeopardizes the safety of everybody else.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But on the surface streets, the traffic isn\u2019t so much often the fact that people are fucking retarded behind the wheels of their cars as much as it is the fact that Atlanta simply has poorly-timed traffic lights, all over the entire fucking city.\u00a0 I haven\u2019t met too many people astute enough to realize this, but it\u2019s absolutely true; just look at the picture up above.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is an intersection that\u2019s regularly marred and clogged by the fact that two lights close in proximity are completely off-sync, and there\u2019s LITRALLY. Anywhere between 2-7 seconds that they\u2019ll be green at the same time, all depending on if some retard Georgia Tech students are jamming on the crosswalk buttons or not.\u00a0 But like clockwork, it\u2019s almost harmonious to how one light will be red while the other is green and vice versa, with maybe only two to three cars in each lane being capable of making it through the intersection, often times, at the risk of additionally running the light, out of desperation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">\u201c<em>So why don\u2019t you take a different route then, if this route is so terrible??<\/em>\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Because there aren\u2019t many alternate routes.\u00a0 Crossing over the I-75\/I-85 Downtown Connector is about as difficult as doing the speeder bike levels in\u00a0<em>Battletoads<\/em>.\u00a0 But there\u2019s really no way around it.\u00a0 There are LITRALLY.\u00a0 Only five routes to cross over the Connector; one of them involves cutting through Georgia Tech which is a chore in itself, and the other four turn into massive choke points, because they all run parallel with the Connector, with exit ramps to get on\/off of them, meaning they become collateral damage to the nightmare traffic from the highways.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And all of them have an array of mistimed lights surrounding them as well. \u00a0Just about as bad as the one pictured above at Georgia Tech and North Avenue.\u00a0 But this was a perfect example caught in photos of just how bad it is around here in Atlanta.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Atlanta is pretty notorious for its crippling highway traffic.\u00a0 After all, it\u2019s where four interstates, and Georgia State Route 400 all intersect, dumping a million people into the city in the mornings, and a million people all trying to get out in the afternoons, all while another million people are just passing through going north, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35421\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A prime example of the fail lights of Atlanta<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,15,143,25,10],"class_list":["post-35421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-ohatlanta","tag-technology","tag-traffic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35423,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35421\/revisions\/35423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}