{"id":35556,"date":"2013-03-26T12:22:09","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T16:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35556"},"modified":"2020-07-05T12:22:24","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T16:22:24","slug":"yes-yes-yes-yes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35556","title":{"rendered":"YES!\u00a0 YES!\u00a0 YES!\u00a0 YES!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-35557 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/YESYESYES.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"262\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is how I feel when I read <\/span><a style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\" href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5992017\/teens-behind-gallon-smashing-prank-being-charged-with-multiple-crimes\">this story<\/a><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Basically, when I came across the story about these retard teenagers who went around grocery stores and filmed themselves pretending to trip, flop and flail to the ground while holding gallon containers of milk or other beverages, resulting in massive messes and startled people, I had one of those\u00a0<em>aw, what the fuck, what is the world coming to, I hate people, humanity is doomed<\/em>\u00a0feelings.\u00a0 It\u2019s not funny, it\u2019s a waste of perfectly good food, and it puts innocent strangers at risk of getting dirtied or possibly slipping themselves.\u00a0 Worst of all, I didn\u2019t actually think that these guys would get reprimanded for their actions, and would probably keep on doing it, and worse yet, influence other retard trolls to do it too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The fact that these three worthless fucks are being nailed with criminal charges for destruction of property and disorderly conduct makes me happier than when I see a single driver actually getting caught and pulled over in the HOV lane.\u00a0 The faith in humanity gauge rises a little bit, upon hearing this news.\u00a0 I hope their haji father\/uncle goes all old country on them and beats the living shit out of them too, for having now becoming criminals.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The funny thing to me is that apparently all of this was in Northern Virginia, not too far from where I lived.\u00a0 That pretty much explains why the three little shits were clearly of Middle Eastern descent, because Northern Virginia is practically like West Afghanistan now.\u00a0 In fact, Marshall High School is pretty close to where I used to work at one point.\u00a0 If there was one thing that old Fairfax County was pretty thorough with, it was its police force\u2019s need for justice and to actually catch misdemeanor perpetrators like these worthless fucks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s wishful thinking, but here\u2019s to hoping that this kind of backlash makes \u201cmerry pranksters\u201d think twice about their choice of public trolling.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is how I feel when I read this story. Basically, when I came across the story about these retard teenagers who went around grocery stores and filmed themselves pretending to trip, flop and flail to the ground while holding gallon containers of milk or other beverages, resulting in massive messes and startled people, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35556\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">YES!\u00a0 YES!\u00a0 YES!\u00a0 YES!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,30,15,52,27],"class_list":["post-35556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-crime","tag-justice","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-virginia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35558,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35556\/revisions\/35558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}