{"id":35583,"date":"2013-04-04T16:52:21","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T20:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35583"},"modified":"2020-07-05T16:52:33","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T20:52:33","slug":"no-need-to-be-so-literal-to-understand-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35583","title":{"rendered":"No need to be so literal to understand this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-35584 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/yoloretard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/yoloretard.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/yoloretard-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wfaa.com\/news\/education\/Arlington-student-suspended-after-tweeting-STAAR-test-photo-200980521.html\">Long story short<\/a>: high school junior is suspended for writing YOLO on the essay portion of a standardized test, taking a picture of it, and tweeting it out for the world to see.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Naturally the kid is being an indignant little shit about it, and playing it off in the typical aloof and devil-may-care attitude that\u2019s synonymous with typical troll behavior, his mom is all up in arms, and there are all sorts of questioning to why he\u2019s being punished so severely for what seems like a harmless gesture.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">While it\u2019s true that what he did do, and the photo he posted was pretty much harmless, because he\u2019s giving up no answers or any critical information, I\u2019m still 100% in favor of this little asshole getting punished.\u00a0 Why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Because he\u2019s being a retard<\/strong>.\u00a0 Don\u2019t want to take the test?\u00a0 Leave it blank.\u00a0 Write a painfully sarcastic response.\u00a0 But writing YOLO?\u00a0 That\u2019s weak sauce, son.\u00a0 It\u2019s an obnoxious saying that is synonymous with other retards solely, and the board of education in question is punishing you for associating with retard behavior.\u00a0 There\u2019s nothing questionable about it.\u00a0 He\u2019s getting suspended because he acted like a retard, plain and simple.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I love the fact that he got a punishment for it.\u00a0 Good for this school board to step up and try to dispel such dickish behavior from other jaded students.\u00a0 So you only live once?\u00a0 Well have fun living your one life on a street corner, begging for change, and being eager to get arrested, so you have a roof to sleep under.\u00a0 Being a retard doesn\u2019t have many brighter outcomes than such.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Also, kids are allowed to have iPods or any sort of electronic device other than a TI-83 calculator during a standardized test now?\u00a0 Sure, I know cheating documents could easily be hidden in a TI calculator, but probably way easier in like an iPod Touch.\u00a0 I\u2019m aware I\u2019m ranting about \u201cthe youth of today\u201d and all, but man do these spoiled little fucks have it easy now.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long story short: high school junior is suspended for writing YOLO on the essay portion of a standardized test, taking a picture of it, and tweeting it out for the world to see. Naturally the kid is being an indignant little shit about it, and playing it off in the typical aloof and devil-may-care attitude &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35583\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">No need to be so literal to understand this<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,15,133],"class_list":["post-35583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-old-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35585,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35583\/revisions\/35585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}