{"id":36161,"date":"2013-05-13T23:11:01","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T03:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=36161"},"modified":"2020-07-05T23:11:48","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T03:11:48","slug":"a-pretty-riverdale-being-riverdale-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=36161","title":{"rendered":"A pretty Riverdale being Riverdale story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ti425FQZIAk?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is just one of those stories that really encapsulates Riverdale in a nutshell pretty succinctly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsbtv.com\/news\/news\/local\/student-suspended-after-posting-principals-mugshot\/nXmBN\/\">Long story short<\/a>: principal gets arrested, student finds mugshot online, posts mugshot to Instagram. Principal gets pissed that her mugshot is discovered and posted online, confronts and then suspends student for no real good reason. lols ensue.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The student, named \u201cKeandre\u201d (thank GOD even Word thinks that\u2019s a misspelling) says this after he is suspended:<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I gots to be in schoo<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Because he \u201chas to study\u201d for finals. Anyone who\u2019s ever been to Riverdale knows that the only real education that happens in Riverdale is how to correctly hold a gun, how to escape from the non-existent police force, and how escape from the scene of a crime.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Regardless of the semantics, the principal really had zero basis for suspending Keandre in the first place. This isn\u2019t much more of a story than it really is if she just confessed that she did it because she was butthurt, embarrassed and probably humiliated that her mugshot was found out and posted to the internet.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Seriously, mugshots are public record, and public information. If I were Keandre\u2019s dad, hell, I\u2019d post her mugshot to the internet and email all other parents I knew. What\u2019s she going to do, suspend me? The principal was clearly humiliated by being easily revealed, and tries to use the justification of \u201cdistributing false information\u201d as just reason to suspend Keandre.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Principal takes offense to being falsely hypothesized of having been arrested for DUI, when she was actually arrested for failing to show up to court for speeding.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Who cares? Arrest is arrest. Both are breaking the law, and it doesn\u2019t hold up too well that a school administrator, much less than a school\u2019s principal has an arrest record. Anyone who\u2019s ever been to Riverdale knows that all black folk there, regardless of gender, speeds like Foot Locker is about to run out of Air Jordans, and unfortunately for this retard principal, she just happened to get caught.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Bottom line, principal is in the wrong, student is in the clear.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is only a story because it happened in Riverdale, and if there\u2019s one thing the media really loves to hone in on, it\u2019s America\u2019s fascination with examining and prodding at what the poor working-class black America is up to on a daily basis. Either way, everyone\u2019s a loser in this scenario, but it\u2019s still a pretty good example of what Riverdale really actually is.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just one of those stories that really encapsulates Riverdale in a nutshell pretty succinctly. Long story short: principal gets arrested, student finds mugshot online, posts mugshot to Instagram. Principal gets pissed that her mugshot is discovered and posted online, confronts and then suspends student for no real good reason. lols ensue. The student, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=36161\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A pretty Riverdale being Riverdale story<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,45,90,30,15,143,49],"class_list":["post-36161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-crime","tag-fail","tag-hypocrisy","tag-justice","tag-og","tag-ohatlanta","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36162,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36161\/revisions\/36162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}