{"id":37853,"date":"2013-10-25T23:15:41","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T03:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=37853"},"modified":"2020-07-08T23:15:55","modified_gmt":"2020-07-09T03:15:55","slug":"psa-even-if-you-flush-before-you-piss-flush-after","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=37853","title":{"rendered":"PSA: Even if you flush before you piss, FLUSH AFTER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-37854\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/berniemac.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"508\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/berniemac.png 879w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/berniemac-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/berniemac-768x432.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><em>This post helps if you imagine it being\u00a0<strong>yelled<\/strong>\u00a0to you by Bernie Mac (R.I.P.)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">What is\u00a0<em>WRONG<\/em>\u00a0with you motherfuckers that can\u2019t seem to grasp this idea?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I don\u2019t understand men who think it\u2019s perfectly adequate to flush the commode before or during their urination, and then walk away afterward, often times leaving a bowl full of piss behind them.\u00a0 The fuck is wrong with you people?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Flush the fucking toilet after you use it.\u00a0 It\u2019s as simple as that.\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t matter if you flushed it before you used it, flush it\u00a0<strong>again<\/strong>\u00a0<u>after<\/u>\u00a0you used it.\u00a0 It\u2019s not calculus, it\u2019s not even fucking math.\u00a0 It\u2019s a simple concept of disposing of your waste for the sanitation and consideration of others.\u00a0 I will never understand why there are people who can\u2019t seem to grasp this very simple concept.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Do these people flush before a bowel movement and not flush afterwards?\u00a0 Do they throw their food in the trash can before they eat it?\u00a0 Do they start their cars before pumping fuel?\u00a0 Probably not, because all of the above are fairly bad ideas and kind of out of order.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Why, in these fucked up peoples\u2019 minds, is it acceptable and okay to leave their urine behind??\u00a0 I simply do not understand this, and feel that not only the people who demonstrate such behavior should all be exiled on a desert island accessible only by Somalian pirates, but one or two generations of their predecessors as well, for engraining such an ass-backward behavior onto them.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post helps if you imagine it being\u00a0yelled\u00a0to you by Bernie Mac (R.I.P.) What is\u00a0WRONG\u00a0with you motherfuckers that can\u2019t seem to grasp this idea? I don\u2019t understand men who think it\u2019s perfectly adequate to flush the commode before or during their urination, and then walk away afterward, often times leaving a bowl full of piss &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=37853\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">PSA: Even if you flush before you piss, FLUSH AFTER<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[98,45,15,105,124,49],"class_list":["post-37853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-bathroom","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-rage","tag-trolls","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37853"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37855,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37853\/revisions\/37855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}