{"id":37913,"date":"2013-11-11T23:45:12","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T03:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=37913"},"modified":"2020-07-08T23:45:25","modified_gmt":"2020-07-09T03:45:25","slug":"a-different-kind-of-dick-move","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=37913","title":{"rendered":"A different kind of dick move"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-37914 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/fatguyprettywoman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/fatguyprettywoman.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/fatguyprettywoman-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I was at breakfast, and while waiting to pay my bill, I noticed a family walk in the door; it looked pretty clear that it was a couple coming in to have breakfast with their dad.\u00a0 Watching them walk in, dad looked like your typical crotchety old white male, with a scowl on his face, and generally looking miserable with his life.\u00a0 As for the couple, the wife appeared to be late-thirties, possibly early-forties, but still attractive, but as far as the husband was concerned, I couldn\u2019t look beyond the massive beer belly that was protruding bulbously from his torso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The next thought that ran through my head was simply, \u201c<em>how much does it suck to be her, that her husband turned into such a fat guy?<\/em>\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Of course, there are a lot of assumptions that are going into the equation here, that perhaps he\u2019s always been a fat guy, and that she might be partially blind or grossly far-sighted to where she might not have noticed, or maybe she really isn\u2019t that superficial and genuinely loves the guy no matter what his physical appearance is.\u00a0 Regardless, it got the train of thought leaving the station with the belief that he wasn\u2019t always fat, wooed his lady, married her, and whether it was laziness, apathy, a medical condition or all of the above, became a fat beast.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And I think that that\u2019s kind of a dick move to do to your wife.\u00a0 I\u2019d also think it would be a dick move of a wife to do to her husband, but that\u2019s a different scenario with a few irrefutable variables that cannot pertain to men, so we\u2019re just going to stick with men that become fat fucks much to the chagrin of their spouses.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But really, I think it\u2019s a dick move for a guy to do to his wife.\u00a0 I get that maybe not everyone\u2019s completely superficial and isn\u2019t incapable of getting around aesthetic shortcomings, but I also don\u2019t think there\u2019s such a thing as a perfect person.\u00a0 Most often times, I think the shortcomings in people are often a disagreement of personal preferences, so that being said, I think that everyone\u2019s capable of disliking something for no other reason than that they don\u2019t find it visually appealing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">In the case of this woman, she\u2019s clearly held up pretty well through the years; I know that I\u2019d feel good about myself if I passed her in a public place, and she gave me a smile.\u00a0 But I feel bad for her that her husband is this gargantuan mountain of a man, because I have to imagine that at some point in their relationship, he probably wasn\u2019t.\u00a0 He might have been a handsome man of average-to-impressive stature at some point, and was able to attract her eye, a young woman eventually looking for Mr. Right.\u00a0 But then they got married, and due to some unfortunate circumstances, he began to not just gain weight, but balloon.\u00a0 The mental precautionary warnings were either ignored or never went off in his head, and eventually third helpings, just one more when one more should have been three fewer ago, and too many lazy evenings where McDonald\u2019s, Wendy\u2019s or Zaxby\u2019s seemed like the easier route to go really caught up to him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">For all I know, she could very well be happy, and completely ambivalent to the husband that isn\u2019t just larger than her for no other reason than gender, but close to thrice her size.\u00a0 But from an outsider\u2019s perspective, I feel bad for her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Because as a guy that one day wants to have a loving woman in his life, I\u2019d like to think that I wouldn\u2019t have it in me, to dramatically transform myself in such a negatively perceived way, after locking that shit down.\u00a0 Men often claim that their destined women make them want to improve themselves, yet there are so many cases of people getting married where the man, woman, or in disastrous situations, both, go in the opposite direction.\u00a0 How is becoming obese demonstrating claims to want to improve?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Obviously, I have to disclose that I\u2019m aware that I\u2019m technically overweight in my own right, and that I\u2019m certainly probably no prize to the girls in my life that I\u2019d aspire to hope to get a shot with, but I can assure anyone that if miracles to occur, and I\u2019m able to snare and lock down a woman, that I legitimately would feel bad and want to really aspire to correct things, if I began to head down the path of physical complacency and began ballooning in a dramatic manner.\u00a0 Seriously, becoming morbidly obese after getting on the ring on that finger is a dick move, and as someone who aspires to be a consummate southern-born and bred gentleman, I\u2019d like to avoid doing dick moves.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at breakfast, and while waiting to pay my bill, I noticed a family walk in the door; 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