{"id":37950,"date":"2013-11-26T12:46:38","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T16:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=37950"},"modified":"2020-07-09T12:46:53","modified_gmt":"2020-07-09T16:46:53","slug":"purex-can-eat-a-bag-of-dicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=37950","title":{"rendered":"Purex can eat a bag of dicks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I don\u2019t remember what exactly Tide did, but whatever it was, it was enough for Jen to decide to not support using Tide detergent moving forward. Personally, I don\u2019t really care, because, it\u2019s detergent, so I had no qualms with switching things up. It\u2019s soapy liquid that helps get my clothes clean, nothing more than that, so I don\u2019t really care what brand it is, so long as is does its job.<\/span><\/p>\n

Apparently, it\u2019s na\u00efve of me to have that kind of mindset, because it clearly does<\/em><\/strong> matter what brand of detergent you\u2019re using. Without getting too detailed, I\u2019ll just say that for the last week or so, I\u2019ve been having some instances of rashes and skin abnormalities of the itching variety that have been puzzling me to why this is the case. Some spots look like straight up poison ivy rashes, and itch like them too. I haven\u2019t really been out in nature any time recently, and if it were truly poison ivy, then it probably would be in way more places and in far worse severity.<\/span><\/p>\n

And then it dawned on me that one of the very few things that had recently changed, was the fact that we started washing our clothing with Purex detergent, which was our first attempt at using something other than Tide. The stuff claims to be all-natural, or at least boasts a lack of impurities and chemicals that their competitors use. I\u2019m guessing part of their \u201call-natural\u201d ingredients must include some derivative of poison ivy or sumac, because I\u2019m 99% positive that it\u2019s the detergent that\u2019s causing me these abnormal itchy skin irregularities.<\/span><\/p>\n

Googling \u201cpurex detergent rash\u201d results in all varieties and types of forums, ask.yahoo inquiries and mommy blogs talking about numerous people who apparently are having the same afflictions that I\u2019m having right now. I\u2019m actually relieved to know that I\u2019m nothing unique, and that there are many many other people out there having the same issues with Purex-washed clothing that I am.<\/span><\/p>\n

That being said, Purex can go eat a back of dicks. Fuck Purex, and their shitty product that causes people like me, and others to break out in rashes. This is public damnation of a commercially available product, and I hope all of my six readers will think twice about buying Purex the next time they\u2019re looking for detergent.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don\u2019t remember what exactly Tide did, but whatever it was, it was enough for Jen to decide to not support using Tide detergent moving forward. Personally, I don\u2019t really care, because, it\u2019s detergent, so I had no qualms with switching things up. It\u2019s soapy liquid that helps get my clothes clean, nothing more than … Continue reading Purex can eat a bag of dicks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,15,49],"class_list":["post-37950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37952,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37950\/revisions\/37952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}