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I gave it to halftime, but the Super Bowl lost my interest pretty quickly.\u00a0 It\u2019s not like I was genuinely interested in the first place, but the Super Bowl is usually a game I can appreciate and enjoy if isn\u2019t teams I dislike (read<\/em>:\u00a0last year<\/em>).\u00a0 But this one got out of hand pretty quickly, and with the Broncos providing absolutely zero resistance, it was pretty clear that it was on very steep downhill to becoming an uninteresting game.\u00a0 So I switched to TLC, when I saw that they were airing a program called\u00a0Sex Sent Me to the ER<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n This is where I\u2019d say \u201cand now I have a new favorite show,\u201d because I know I\u2019ve said that at least fifty times in the last year alone, so I\u2019ll just say that I found the show to be immensely entertaining, and I ended up tuning into two episodes while the Super Bowl mercifully ended, and was amused to an astounding degree.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The actual scenarios are pretty brutal, gross, cringe-worthy, agonizing, or sometimes all of the above, but the best part about the show is the campy reenacting that they do for every single one of the stories.\u00a0 And no one of them was better than the scenario involving the synopsis that stated \u201c440 pound virgin injures girl during sex.\u201d\u00a0 I mean come on, the first inclination is to believe that such massive girth crushed a poor partner or something; it\u2019s not completely inaccurate, as the girth had something to do with it, but it was far, far, far, far more entertaining.\u00a0 Like serious screaming at the television outrageous.<\/span><\/p>\n Long story short, 440 pound virgin has sex, but in the process of thrusting that much girth, he inadvertently smashes the girl\u2019s head through a wall.\u00a0 Let me state that again:\u00a0440 pound virgin puts girl\u2019s head through a wall.\u00a0 Because he is fat and his girth unintentionally thrust a girl\u2019s head through drywall<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n Well TLC, I\u2019m sold.\u00a0 The trainwreck network has snared another intrigued viewer to another one of their trainwreck of a programs.\u00a0 It sure beat watching the Super Bowl.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I gave it to halftime, but the Super Bowl lost my interest pretty quickly.\u00a0 It\u2019s not like I was genuinely interested in the first place, but the Super Bowl is usually a game I can appreciate and enjoy if isn\u2019t teams I dislike (read:\u00a0last year).\u00a0 But this one got out of hand pretty quickly, and … Continue reading Score one more for TLC<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[106,15,127,125,49],"class_list":["post-38241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-football","tag-og","tag-superb-owl","tag-tlc","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38241"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38243,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38241\/revisions\/38243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}