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Now I don\u2019t often talk about politics on my brog, because I\u2019m not qualified to do so, they bore me, and I think the whole fucking system is corrupted anyway, so why bother?\u00a0 But this is too gold of a story to not go without some sort of mention.<\/span><\/p>\n Okay, ready?<\/span><\/p>\n A petition on the White House website proposes that Justin Bieber should be deported<\/a>.\u00a0 Furthermore, it easily cruised past the 100,000 signatures necessary to potentially ensure that it should be taken seriously.<\/span><\/p>\n I lol\u2019d.\u00a0 Not funny to you yet?\u00a0 Take a few more steps back.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n A large chunk of the American people wants to deport Justin Bieber for essentially being an over-privileged teenage douchebag doing douchebag things, like drag racing in expensive cars, doing drugs, getting caught with strippers and hookers, and being a tool on social media.<\/span><\/p>\n In all fairness, Justin Bieber\u00a0is<\/em>\u00a0from Canada, and his life in the United States is completely predicated on a visa specific to entertainers, which does make him for all intents and purposes a visiting alien, and eligible for deportation, although I\u2019m not going to pretend like I\u2019m the expert on such legal things and proclaim that born-and-bred Americans couldn\u2019t be deported if they fuck up magnanimously enough.<\/span><\/p>\n Now take the name \u201cJustin Bieber\u201d out of the entire equation and think about how many times in our lives we\u2019ve met \u201cthe foreign guy\u201d in our teenaged years that pretty much encapsulated most of the things Bieber has done, maybe without as much worldly travel and hookers, but just been as complete douchebags.\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t matter if they were Asian, Middle Eastern, Hispanic, or European, most of us have encountered those who have immigrated to the States and gone to high school and college with us who came from a little bit of money and flaunted it and acted out with it.<\/span><\/p>\n Should the American people set up petitions on WhiteHouse.gov and try to get them deported too?<\/span><\/p>\n I get it, it\u2019s funny, and I\u2019m fairly certain that Justin Bieber isn\u2019t going to get deported, even if this petition gets 100 million signatures on it.\u00a0 Most of the people signing it are probably under the age of 40 and doing it because it\u2019s ironically funny and not necessarily because they genuinely believe that he\u2019s a legitimate menace to society.\u00a0 Lindsey Lohan has almost all the same strikes as Bieber does, so should she be deported too?\u00a0 Even though she was born in the United States?<\/span><\/p>\n Take however many steps back as you might need to, but eventually I hope you see just how hilariously awful and magnificent this shit storm is.\u00a0 If Justin Bieber were deported for being a spoiled teenage douchebag, then I\u2019m sure there are probably about 10 million less-spoiled teenaged douchebags that are here on visas that should probably get deported too.<\/span><\/p>\n Besides, the country drags its feet when it comes to deporting people who really deserve deportation like criminals, terrorists and legitimate menaces to society.\u00a0 Even if they decided to revoke Justin Bieber\u2019s visa, he would still probably have ample time to release another shitty album that goes multi-platinum and have a long-winded tour across the country, earning a billion dollars which he\u2019ll take with him as he leaves the country for good.<\/span><\/p>\n Then it wouldn\u2019t be so funny anymore.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Now I don\u2019t often talk about politics on my brog, because I\u2019m not qualified to do so, they bore me, and I think the whole fucking system is corrupted anyway, so why bother?\u00a0 But this is too gold of a story to not go without some sort of mention. 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