{"id":38362,"date":"2014-03-08T22:32:59","date_gmt":"2014-03-09T02:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38362"},"modified":"2020-07-10T22:33:08","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T02:33:08","slug":"that-was-a-meta-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38362","title":{"rendered":"That was a meta dream"},"content":{"rendered":"

In a few hours, I’m doing the Spartan Race again.\u00a0 I’m giddy with anticipation and nerves a little bit.<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m also well-rested, since I just slept for like nine hours, which isn’t something that occurs often, unless it’s the 3 a.m. til whenever variety.\u00a0 I went to bed at like 10 p.m. on a Friday night which is kind of unheard of for me, but it’s not like Friday nights are of the teenage dream variety, where parties and socialite events are mandatory.<\/span><\/p>\n

But anyway, man did I just have a surreal dream.\u00a0 That in spite of all the rest I granted myself, that I still managed to oversleep.\u00a0 Just enough to where I didn’t miss my run, but was precariously close to possibly not being allowed to run it.<\/span><\/p>\n

And man, was I furious.\u00a0 Screaming in the car over and over again, with my poor dog riding shotgun, trying his best to no-sell it, but I knew it was agitating him.\u00a0 I knew this, but I was still so angry that I was screaming my lungs out.\u00a0 Screaming at everyone that I thought was an inadvertent contributor to my oversleeping, and naturally myself for being the fucktard that let it all happen.\u00a0 All while I was getting red light after red light, trying to make it to the race site, while I was totally illegally checking my phone while driving, so I could see emails and try and punch in map directions.<\/span><\/p>\n

Then I woke up.\u00a0 It wasn’t quite the wake up in cold sweats, sitting up like the Undertaker kind of wake up snap, but it was pretty close.\u00a0 I checked the clock, and it was just 6 a.m.; about 45 minutes before my alarm was scheduled to go off.<\/span><\/p>\n

I didn’t think twice about it – I got out of bed.\u00a0 And I had time to write this, because I thought it was kind of surreal, kind of funny, but definitely brog-worthy.<\/span><\/p>\n

The nerves are good.\u00a0 It means I’m really excited.\u00a0 Going to own this run.\u00a0 Domination is the only option.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a few hours, I’m doing the Spartan Race again.\u00a0 I’m giddy with anticipation and nerves a little bit. I’m also well-rested, since I just slept for like nine hours, which isn’t something that occurs often, unless it’s the 3 a.m. til whenever variety.\u00a0 I went to bed at like 10 p.m. on a Friday … Continue reading That was a meta dream<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,15,32],"class_list":["post-38362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-dreams","tag-og","tag-running"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38362"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38363,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38362\/revisions\/38363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}