{"id":38459,"date":"2014-03-19T23:18:03","date_gmt":"2014-03-20T03:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38459"},"modified":"2020-07-10T23:18:12","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T03:18:12","slug":"when-you-look-at-it-real-fast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38459","title":{"rendered":"When you look at it real fast"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was running on the treadmill when I saw this commercial out of the corner of my eye.\u00a0 Now I know that it says \u201cplay hooky at Hooters,\u201d but when I looked at it really fast, the K in \u201chooky\u201d merges with Hooters, and suddenly it basically says \u201cPlay with Hookers.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s hard to say whether or not this was on accident, as given the nature of the tastefully tacky restaurant franchise, they\u2019re definitely not above going low-brow and subliminal in order to stay remembered.\u00a0 After all, this is the same company that plastered the phrase \u201cTHE BIG D\u201d repeatedly when simply referring to the city of Denver, during some promotion where the winner would get a trip to Denver.<\/span><\/p>\n

Either way, I thought it was funny.\u00a0 Playing with hookers, or just going to Hooters, both seem like a good time.\u00a0 Ultimately, this makes me kind of depressed when Hooters had a supposed opening for a graphic designer position that I would have done anything to get, but it was right before the company went into financial straits, declared Chapter 11, and had a hiring freeze.\u00a0 Seriously, I would have given up a kidney or some other drastic sacrifice to have gotten a job with fucking Hooters corporate.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was running on the treadmill when I saw this commercial out of the corner of my eye.\u00a0 Now I know that it says \u201cplay hooky at Hooters,\u201d but when I looked at it really fast, the K in \u201chooky\u201d merges with Hooters, and suddenly it basically says \u201cPlay with Hookers.\u201d It\u2019s hard to say … Continue reading When you look at it real fast<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[159,131,94,15],"class_list":["post-38459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-advertising","tag-branding","tag-graphic-design","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38461,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38459\/revisions\/38461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}